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I like the CWCki. It's like my second home. Just straight info about Chris. A lot of great people work here too. Make sure you say "hi" and be social.

GRADUAL SHRINKAGE

Currently reducing the size of images where possible, even if they are under the 150kb limit. If you have any suggestions, leave them on my TALK PAGE. AWESOME

I'M HERE TO HELP

Welcome to my user page. My specialty is Photoshop, image editing and video editing. I am the guru of all things digital image. I have made it my personal goal to keep all images to regulation size. I can help you do the same. If you need help with any of these things, feel free to let me know on my talk page.

So you have a job for me?

I'm in and out. I'm not on as much as some users but I keep a job queue and make sure to complete everything in it. Here's what you should do if you need something...

Bitchwork

On my talk page: post your request there so I can keep a nice ordered list and check it off when I have done it. I assume it will be regarding images or video but I can do other shit too.

Past projects

  1. Resize all images to fit standard. That standard is 150kb for those of you who aren't paying attention. It was a pain in the ass and going through that many of Chris's shitty images was a nightmare. I don't want to do it again.
  2. Create a help page for image standards. That was easy. Feel free to make suggestions for improving it.

Current/future projects

  1. Patrol the file list to make sure new files conform to standard.
  2. Research and destubify the stubs.
  3. Fix broken/orphan links.
  4. Update Mediafire/Rapidshare or whatever links to documents which have expired or gotten lost.
  5. Keep up on the to-do list.