Ruckersville, VA

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Aerial shot of the redneck shithole that is Ruckersville.

Chris' home is highlighted with the red mark.

Ruckersville, VA is a rural area outlying Charlottesville, VA and Ground Zero of Christian Weston Chandler (aka the Window to Hell). Chris and his family moved from Ruckersville to the Richmond suburbs after their dispute with the faculty of Nathanael Greene Elementary School and returned several years later.

The geography of Ruckersville is rather plain, punctuated with flat fields that girt the small housing developments that link to the larger town of Charlottsville. Crime statistics in Ruckersville are low with no murders and two rapes in recorded history, which is surprising as the only thing to do in Ruckersville, according to [1] this website, is bird watching.

It's interesting to note the lack of the ability to use Google Street Viewer to view the housing development that contains Chris's home. Some theories exist to explain this, the leading being the bizarre cocktail of smells produced from bathing in axe body spray and intense body odor may have simply driven the google camera car away from that street, the drivers deeming it "too risky". Another is that the road is so poorly marked and difficult to access that nobody gave a fuck about driving down it.

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