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I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with an inflatable plastic woman [...] I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that [...] It's like, you know, my body got used to it
Chris to Kacey[1]

"Mass debating" is the way Chris pronounces "masturbating".


Based on a chat in a Watchmen server, Chris first came at the age of 15 from watching softcore porn on HBO and Cinemax. He would lay belly-down on a bed on top of a clean washcloth. He also claims that he wouldn't actually perform the act until graduating from high school, learning that he could rub his penis to stimulate it. [2]

And this goes far back as the very first time I came while I was Fifteen years old. Throughout High School, I never actually touched my penis. I watched soft core porn between HBO and Cinemax, while laying belly-down on the bed, with a clean washcloth under it. I watched the porn, and it came on its own. I didn’t put my hand on it until some time after graduation from High School, and learning that I could have put my hand on it to rub one out.

Based on a PSN chat with PandaHalo and an IRC chat, Chris would also begin masturbating after he figured out how to unlock the parental lock on his parents' TV:

actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games 2" [sic], and I just figured it out for myself.
The pool scene in question

Chris would go on to clarify in BlueSpike PSN Chat 3 that the scene that taught him how to masturbate featured a man and a woman having sex in a swimming pool. No such scene exists in I Like to Play Games Too, however a scene fitting Chris' description appears in the first I Like to Play Games.[3]

When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed (also known as prone masturbation) and rubbing his duck with a washcloth.[4] In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.[4] In Ivy's Q&A it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.

He has informed his mother of his masturbation habit.[4]


And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.
Chris, using mass debating.[5]

While it is assumed by many that Chris has a voracious sex drive and spends every day whacking it, the truth is quite different. Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent duck which would most likely make masturbation painful, and he probably struggles to get/maintain an erection owing to his obesity and general poor health. The sex audio with Julie seems to indicate that it takes Chris around 20 minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting. Chris also believes that he has a limited sperm count which may have him limit his sexual activity. Also, Chris was at one point prescribed the antidepressant paroxetine (Paxil), which (from what was heard from him) caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.[6]

Chris also told Kacey that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this was a misguided ploy for pity sex.[7]

In January 2018, Chris claimed that he no longer masturbates.[8] While Christorians had speculated that this could have been the result of his oestrogen treatment, which is known to decrease libido in men, he told Miss Cherry in a conversation on Christmas 2019 that he had given up self-abuse as early as 2011, back when he had first described himself as a tomgirl but limited his activities to cross-dressing.[9]

On 18 November 2018, Chris's Twitter uploaded a video of himself mass debating his flaccid duck while singing the song "All-Star" by Smash Mouth. Chris is noticeably stressed and uncomfortable during the act. It was later found that Chris was manipulated into filming the video by the Idea Guys. The video was posted onto Chris's Twitter either by the Idea Guys, or by Lillie of the Teen Troon Squad, using the Idea Guys as a red herring.

In February 2020, Chris blamed the trolls for the decline in his sex drive, saying that "I will admit I was self-sexually active; WAS. You all turned me off of Sex LONG Before I even thought of coming out as Trans in ‘14. I am going to say it now: I HATED SEX FOR YEARS, because of you lot!"[10]

Sexual Frustrations

Similarly, in a February 2021 conversion with The Watchmen, Chris said "Masturbation takes Fifteen LONG, Tiring and Annoying Minutes, with my body, regardless of whatever method or tool utilized. And it has literally been that long in unenjoyable time since I first rubbed one out while my body was 15. And that was Looooong before I ever started on HRT in 2016. So, not only is masturbation out of the question, it's more misery-inducing."[11]

In a March 2021 conversation with a Watchman, Chris discusses how, despite not disliking or disapproving of the act, he feels that he was born the wrong gender as a result of having masturbated continuously 15 minutes on end.[12] In a May 2021 conversation, he would claim that over the years, he would continually consume pornography and masturbate to get "the hard-on". He would express how until recently, he felt that he had not fully explored his sexuality, nor any other means to stimulate himself, and even then claims to still overthink the process of inserting a dildo or vibrator up his ass. [13]

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