Talk:Mumble 3
To do
More concise summary, more orthodox (and complete) transcription. --Champthom 20:16, 21 November 2009 (CET)
- I know my summary seems long, but it's actually not when you consider that the chat lasted two-and-a-half hours. I agree, though, that some concise write-up is needed above my summary (which is really more of an outline). Llort 01:14, 22 November 2009 (CET)
- Shotgun --YawningSquirtleRedux 17:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- The timings need to go I think, which is sort of a shame, but they're not present in other summaries. What do people think? I won't do it until we can agree, so yeah. --YawningSquirtleRedux 17:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- Also, I know Clyde is getting cut out, bar his home truths, but whatever Chris says, 9/10 times Clyde is going to contradict him. We know this. It's a trolls job. I can prune lots more, but I think we ought to set out some guidelines for relevance. I got the date transcript down to about 20-25 lines of stuff, which was quite succinct. Should I carry on with that here? --YawningSquirtleRedux 18:45, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
This needs an accurate transcription ASAP. People are debating over Chris's use of "commode" here and right now, if you're a dumbass like certain Chris-related image board users can be, it would lead one to suggest that Chris uses a chamberpot in his room or he has a toilet in his bedroom. Obviously this is not the case, as we have fucking pictures of Chris's room and he doesn't have a god damn toilet, not to mention we've seen a tour of his house, but a transcription of this would help establish a usage of Chris's usage of the word "commode" to establish that he's probably talking about the anachronistic term for a toilet and not a specific sort of toilet related device. Once done, we can use this as a quote for the Minor CWC-isms page to establish a definition of commode. --Champthom 13:36, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
"And recently, when I overflowed a commode I had to clean some of the wat- a little bit of the water that ha- that was on the floor, with floral nine and paper towels." I know I'm just a newfag and this sort of thing is completely blasé now to people used to Cwc, but am I the only one who thinks this quote needs more attention? In a chat with his nemesis and the (then) love of his life, in order to show how domesticated he is he goes on about overflowing the toilet. "I am so clean when I shit enough to cause a feaces avalanche I then clean it up." God damn. - Borednewb 07:52, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
MARCH MUMBLE MADNESS
I'm gonna start tackling this shit. I hate you all, but not nearly as much as I hate myself.--Beat 20:00, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
- FUUUUCK AUDIO CUTS back later.--Beat 22:17, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
- So honestly I did plan on doing more than three minutes tonight. That went well.--Beat 03:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
- This is like my apocalypse log now. I'm at 16:45 and this thing goes on for almost 3 hours. It's like staring into the abyss, knowing that the abyss not only stares back, but opens its gaping maw to shout "FUCK YOU!"--Beat 04:38, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- Having read what you've done so far, if you need a second to cut your head off once you finish, I will to happy to put you out of your misery. No mere mortal should be forced to endure this. -- 06:13, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- your suffering will never end. Clydec 06:56, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- I have stared into the abyss, and as it stares into me i'm ready to continue transcribing if Beat has given up hope. EnglishPickle 02:56, 01 April 2010
- You deserve your medal --YawningSquirtleRedux 02:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
- When he mentions commode, is he talking about a toilet, or an old person potty chair? -PeaceCeapPea
- You deserve your medal --YawningSquirtleRedux 02:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
- I have stared into the abyss, and as it stares into me i'm ready to continue transcribing if Beat has given up hope. EnglishPickle 02:56, 01 April 2010
- your suffering will never end. Clydec 06:56, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- Having read what you've done so far, if you need a second to cut your head off once you finish, I will to happy to put you out of your misery. No mere mortal should be forced to endure this. -- 06:13, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- This is like my apocalypse log now. I'm at 16:45 and this thing goes on for almost 3 hours. It's like staring into the abyss, knowing that the abyss not only stares back, but opens its gaping maw to shout "FUCK YOU!"--Beat 04:38, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
- So honestly I did plan on doing more than three minutes tonight. That went well.--Beat 03:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
I am now at minute 36. English pickle, if you want to start adding chunks of this yourself, be my guest. I would love your assistance. I would love anybody's assistance. This thing is only one fith done. It's laughing at me.--Beat 03:33, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- Your pleas have not gone unheard. I know of your pain from my own work on Mumble 6. Accordingly, The Principality of Ronichu will pledge eight hours of transcription work towards your cause either today or this weekend. Battle on, hero! Ronichu 04:00, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- 8 Hours? Don't get me wrong, that's awesome dedication, but I normally scream "FUCK THIS" after an hour and a half tops! 8 hours straight would probably drive me to suicide.
- Are you sure you're not some sort of super-transcribing robot from the future?--Beat 04:14, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- I prefer to work in long streaks. But, yeah, I had planned to do it in two chunks; one Friday night my time, one Sunday. And if I really was a transcribing robot from the future, I'd know about this conversation and say exactly what's needed to convince you I'm not. At least, that's what such a robot would say, anyway. Ronichu 04:31, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
Ronichu's Notes for Mumble 3 so far
- I broke the transcript up into sections. Some people like this (IMHO it makes it MUCH easier to edit, since you can just edit a section rather than the whole friggen thing) and some people don't. If you don't, just remove them and then abuse me on my talk page.
- Julie is a fan of Alizée. I added a link to her Wikipedia article. Incidently, the female Night Elf dance from World of Warcraft is based on her dance. Many sad, pathetic fucking nerds have fapped to this dance since it's basically a stripper dance. I would totally Mana Tap that.
- Much like Pol Pot through the educated population, I purged 'Molvania' and replaced it with 'Molvanîa'. The correct spelling of fictional countries is of critical importance to my plans.
- Several tiny fixes. I didn't want to change too much since it's a huge amount of your work and I wanted to respect that. I also incorporated User:Anonymax's changes, so don't stress mate.
- I added a link to the Wikipedia article for Sadie Hawkins Day. This is because, as an Ausfailian, I had NFI what Chris was babbling about. Now I know.
- I'M TRANSCRIBING THE CYBERFUCKING?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MAN. Okay. I transcribed almost the entire cyber scene in one take, with a once over to make sure I got most things. Because dude, ear rape. Ear rape. Ear rape. Oh GodJesus. I listened to Chris and a 13 year old boy fap. :'( Intently. :'( Transcribing every word. :'( What the shit.
- Four hours straight of mostly listening to Chris fap. I think I am gay now.
- I AM STILL TRANSCRIBING SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT JUST YET.
- Oh. I changed one thing that bothered me (Monthly Tugboat header link) --Anonymax 15:06, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- Wait... Chris and Bluespike cybered on this fucking thing? Dear god. I haven't actually listened to the whole thing before. Had I known that was on there... I'm so sorry. Nobody deserves that.--Beat 15:27, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- Bravery above and beyond the call of duty...--YawningSquirtleRedux 16:59, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- Six hours, forty minutes straight at the moment. I still owe you an hour and a half-ish on Sunday, but I feel it's always better to under-promise and over-deliver. I'll keep going on it, see what strength I can muster... to be honest, if I push it- I'd like to think I can get a substantial chunk of this knocked over this weekend. I want to say FINISH IT- I want to- but some dark, dark part of me just won't let me type the words. Under promise, over deliver. Let's see how I feel tomorrow. Ronichu 18:41, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- PS you guys can edit shit now if you like, I'm gonna be unconscious for at least 10 hours and I probably won't wanna do anything right away when I wake up.Ronichu 18:42, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- Ronichu man, I'm going to knock a few minutes off of this while you're sleeping. I'm not trying to step on your toes, I just don't want you to suffer more than you have to.--Beat 03:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
- Alright, I brought this bad boy up another 15 minutes to the 2:02 mark. Considering the surprising amount of dead air time on these, it was much easier than the early parts.--Beat 06:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
- Don't worry mate, the night shift is here. You did great with the stuff before, now let's FINISH IT.Ronichu 07:17, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
- I have temporarily crashed into slumber. 15 minute break. I need some EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE OF THE TIGER. RISING UP, BACK ON THESE STREEEEEETS...
- ALRIGHT I AM PSYCHED UP. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
lol
oh man this was like years ago. oh how times have changed. brick wall indeed. i sure enjoy hamming it up lol. Clydec 08:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
- The later part of this chat was actually really fun to transcribe (the unspeakable horrors in the first part notwithstanding). I can see why you enjoyed it. Ronichu 08:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
Uhgh
I did a search on the CWCki for 'Uhgh'. I noticed that the only times it's written- the beginning of the ABL call 8 and in Mumble 3- are when I've transcribed it. Is this some kind of... noise only I can hear? Like a dog whistle that only effects TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu/Rosechu hybrids? Ronichu 09:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)