Prank calls
It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to Chris's e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to YouTube, providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.
Failed Prank Call
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling JULAYYYYY into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.
Transcript
Troll 1: [whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer]
Bob: Hello?
Troll 1: JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
Bob: What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
Troll 2: Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
Bob: It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
Troll 2: Umm
Bob: You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
Troll 1: [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.
Chris Calls Bob
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.
Transcript
Bob: Hello.
Chris (soundboard): Hello?
Bob: Why are you calling my phone?
Chris (soundboard): Good evening sir, how are you?
Bob: I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
Chris (soundboard): Don't say that
Bob: Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I'd tell you that you're wasting your time
Chris (soundboard): Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
[Call likely cut - redialled]
Bob: I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
Chris (soundboard): I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
[Redialled]
Chris (soundboard): I'm high-functionally autistic.
Bob: Hello?
Chris (soundboard): Hello!
Bob: Hello.
Chris (soundboard): Good evening sir, how are you?
Bob: I'm pretty good.
Chris (soundboard): I'm good!
Bob: Why do you bother to call this phone?
Chris (soundboard): Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
Bob: Yes I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
Chris (soundboard): What the hell? Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
Bob: Don't call us anymore. Now don't, don't cuss at me fella.
Chris (soundboard): Shut the hell up.
Bob: I'm not cussing at you.
Chris (soundboard): You weak little son of a bitch!
Bob: Listen fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
Chris (soundboard): My name is Christian.
Bob: Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not bothering me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wasting your damn time. OK you're not bothering us. So why the hell do you waste all that effort? Why not put it in to something con- constructive and creative. Go to Haiti and help those people or go to hell, one or the other.
Chris (soundboard): Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
[Bob hangs up]
'Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob
A super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.
| “ | Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there! | ” |
| Bob | ||
Transcript
Bob: Hello?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): Hello
Bob: Hello?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): Who do you think you are?
Bob: Who are you?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): I don't know who you are, but I tell you what,[Something Unintelligible], why don't you bring yourself over here?
Bob: I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): Did you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
Bob: Who are you?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): You've got an issue problem. God forgive you.
Bob: I beg your pardon...
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): [Interrups] God needs to move in your life.
Bob: I beg your pardon. I haven't even begining to undertand what you're saying.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): God needs to move in your life severely.
Bob: Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): Bring yourself over here! I'll tell you what's the matter! OK?
Bob: Why don't you come over here and I will show you what's the matter?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): [Something Unintelligible], bring yourself buddy.
Bob: Hey buddy. Listen boy.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): You ain't no man.
Bob: Listen boy! You get your flack-ass down in the gutter and stay there. Do you understand.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): I am the woman of the house and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
Bob: I don't know what you are, or who you are, and i don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and cussing at me, and I don't like it.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): ... put my husband and talk that way. I tell you what, why dont you call my husband, and tell my husband that.
Bob: I don't know who you are or who you think i am...
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
Bob: Who'd think I am?
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): God Forgive you
Bob: I wish you knew what number you called, because i think you're calling the wrong number.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): I ain't called your house, who do you think you are calling my house.
Bob: I didn't call your house, sir...
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): No, you are!
Bob: ...or whatever you are.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what,[Something Unintelligible], why don't you bring yourself over here?
Bob: I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): Fine.
Bob: [Bob and Barbara discuss in the background] You'd better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): I ain't called your house, who do you think you are calling my house.
Bob: I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said hello.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): You have got an issue problem.
Bob: [Barbara tells Bob something in the background] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard): ... bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
Bob: ''Hangs up''
Troll?: Hello sir.
Bob: You get your flack ass in the gutter, and stay there.
Troll?: ''Whistles''
Bob: Thanks buddy.
Bob Calls Himself
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.
| “ | I ain't got no black ass! | ” |
| Barbara, at, Bob | ||
Transcript
Bob: Hello?
Bob (soundboard): Hello?
Bob: Why are you calling me?
Bob (soundboard): Why are you calling my phone?
Bob: I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
Bob (soundboard): Who the hell is this?!
Bob: Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
Bob (soundboard): Who do you think I am?!
Bob: I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
Bob (soundboard): I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
Bob: I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
Bob (soundboard): Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
Bob: I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
Bob (soundboard): I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
Bob: I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
Bob (soundboard): Good.
Bob: Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's--
Bob (soundboard): [Speaking over] Who are you?
Bob: -- what's happened to me.
Bob (soundboard): Who are you?
Bob: Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
Bob (soundboard): I beg your pardon?
Bob: Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
Bob (soundboard): What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
Bob: Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
Bob (soundboard): I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
Bob: I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
Bob (soundboard): I ain't playing games on the phone unless you are.
Bob: Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
Bob (soundboard): I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
Bob: Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
Bob (soundboard): I still didn't understand you.
Bob: Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They--
Bob (soundboard): Listen boy
Bob: --they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
Bob (soundboard): Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
Bob: Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
Bob (soundboard): I don't need your crap.
Barbara: Hello there.
Bob (soundboard): Hello.
Barbara: Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
Bob (soundboard): Who the hell is this?!
Barbara: Don't you call up here--now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
Bob (soundboard): Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
Barbara: We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er..thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
Bob (soundboard): You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
Barbara: I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
Bob (soundboard): Hey buddy.
Liquid Bob calls Bob
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.
| “ | S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. | ” |
| Bob, repeating himself | ||
Transcript
Bob:--FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now--
Liquid Bob: Is-
Bob: --you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
Liquid Bob: Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
Bob: That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
Liquid Bob: Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoon, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
Bob: I don't use the internet either but my son does.
Liquid Bob: Oh-
Bob: These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
Liquid Bob: Your son-your son is a
Bob: -one of the ways they do it.
Liquid Bob: Your son is a cartoonist?
Bob: Yes he is.
Liquid Bob: That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
Bob: Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
Liquid Bob: I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
Bob: Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
Liquid Bob: Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
Bob: Well it's Sonic and chu.
Liquid Bob: Oh oh so-
Bob: Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
Liquid Bob: Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
Bob: Ever since before the year 2000-
Liquid Bob: Oh
Bob: -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
Liquid Bob: Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
Bob: I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
Liquid Bob:Spoo-
Bob: They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
Liquid Bob: Spoofing.
Bob: I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their called ID.
Liquid Bob: Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
Bob: That's right.
Liquid Bob: Oh, you-your
Bob: Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
Liquid Bob: There-there are
Bob: I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
Liquid Bob: There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
Bob: Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
Liquid Bob: I am very sorry to hear that sir.
Bob: Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [laughs]
Liquid Bob: Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
Bob: Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
Liquid Bob: Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
Bob: [speaking over] -mistaken identity and everything.
Liquid Bob: -they are purposely ignoring this?
Bob: I beg your pardon?
Liquid Bob: They are purposely ignoring this?
Bob: That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
Liquid Bob: So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
Bob: That's right they won't do a thing about it.
Liquid Bob: Yeah-
Bob: The called ID won't block it or anything.
Liquid Bob: Are you a Republican sir?
Bob: I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
Liquid Bob: That is-
Bob: I didn't vote for Obama that's-
Liquid Bob: I did not vote for Obama either.
Bob: Heh. What part of New York are you in?
Liquid Bob: I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
Bob: --Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
Liquid Bob: I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
Bob: Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
Liquid Bob: General Electric?
Bob: Yeah General Electric.
Liquid Bob: Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ-- steady job.
Bob: Yeah well I retired from there so.
Liquid Bob: Well I just want-
Bob: I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
Liquid Bob: I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
Bob: I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie--
Liquid Bob: We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
Bob: Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
Liquid Bob: I think it's
Bob: next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
Liquid Bob: That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
Bob: Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
Liquid Bob: Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
Bob: It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
Liquid Bob: Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
Bob: That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
Liquid Bob: It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
Bob: Well I'm [chuckles] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
Liquid Bob: Uh what was-
Bob: -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
Liquid Bob: Uh yeah uh that's-
Bob: [laughs]
Liquid Bob:-it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
Bob: That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
Liquid Bob: [forced laughing] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [chuckles]
Bob: That's right.
Liquid Bob: Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
Bob:--sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
Liquid Bob: Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
Bob: Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're-- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
Liquid Bob: Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the--phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
Bob: Well there you are-- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
Liquid Bob: Well that's just wrong.
Bob: Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us-- or the local government or anybody.
Liquid Bob: Have you gotten the police involved yet?
Bob: It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
Liquid Bob: That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
Bob: We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
Liquid Bob: Apparently-
Bob: -federal government says we don't have any money.
Liquid Bob: -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
Bob: That's absolutely correct.
Liquid Bob: Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
Bob: -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
Liquid Bob: I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
Bob: We've learned to just ignore it.
Liquid Bob: You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [laughs]
Bob: I'll be alright.
Liquid Bob: Alright take care now.
Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.
Transcript (Mary)
Mary: Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
Chris (soundboard): You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [talking over Mary] You weak little son of a bitch!
Mary: What are you- Who is this?
Chris (soundboard): [again talking over Mary] You shut up!
Mary: I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
Chris (soundboard): My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
[silence]
Chris (soundboard): Pussy.
Mary: Um, who?
Chris (soundboard): My name is Christian.
Mary: Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
Chris (soundboard): I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
[silence]
Chris (soundboard): Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
[Mary hangs up]
Transcript (Michael)
Madeleine: The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
Chris (soundboard): Hello?
Madeleine: Hello?
Chris (soundboard): Uhh, who is this?
Madeleine: This is Madeleine.
Chris (soundboard): I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
Madeleine: Can I help you with something?
[pause, faint whispering in the background]
Chris (soundboard): We have miscommunication.
[unintelligable; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time]
Chris (soundboard): Uhh, who is this?
Michael: Christian.
Chris (soundboard): You weak little son of a bitch! [talking over Michael]
Michael: You wanna talk to me, you need to talk to me.
Chris (soundboard): Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
Michael: Yeah, so?
Chris (soundboard): You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
Michael: I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
Chris (soundboard): Shut the hell up.
[silence; Michael talks faintly in the background]
Chris (soundboard): Oh, come on!
[silence; Michael talks faintly in the background]
Chris (soundboard): You shut up!
[silence; Michael talks faintly in the background]
Chris (soundboard): Yeah.
[silence; Michael talks faintly in the background]
Chris (soundboard): Hello?
[silence]
Chris (soundboard): Pussy.
[redialed]
Michael: The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
Bob (soundboard): Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
[pause]
Bob (soundboard): How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
[pause]
Bob (soundboard): Hello?
[call ends]
Bob calls Cole Smithey
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, Cole Smithey, but with little success...
Transcript
Answering machine: Hi, you've reached Cole-
Cole: Hello?
Bob (soundboard): Hey, buddy.
Cole: Who is this?
Bob (soundboard): Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
Cole: Hahahahahahaha.
[water drip sound, Cole hangs up]
[Redial]
Answering machine: Hi, you've reached Cole at ["*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming]. Please leave your telephone number twice(?), along with your message. Thanks. [beep]
Bob (soundboard): I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
[water drip sound, troll hangs up]
[tape runs out]