User talk:Dan Dash

find a way to troll snørlax

That's interesting, but I'm not sure if she'd abandon Chris--remember, they have two tickets. How do we know that she won't give the spare to Chris?

I'd go for something that plays on her fear of Chris being arrested. She's also paranoid about her image being online. And it's fun to play games with paranoid people.

I can't think of anything beyond planting two signs, one with the image of Snorlax and one with the image of Bob. Emily isn't adverse, so far as I know. Would make for a nice "I know what you look like" freak out. For bonus points, the Bob sign will have something about the house videos on it while the Lax sign will have the page where he electrocutes Alec on the back, as it's the only page where he drew himself killing someone.--MoarLurk 22:56, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

I propose attacking them with a hired professional actor pretending to sue them. --Dan Dash 23:14, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

This is all very good, but do we know anyone who would be willing to go out to Ruckersville and do this shit for us? If so, it could work. But we are all talking trolling schemes here and I don't really know anyone near that area myself, and only the most dedicated troll in the world would be willing to travel long distance to put a sign on Christian's lawn. --Edward 23:11, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

All these elaborate trolling schemes don't mean shit as people already do shit like put signs on his lawn and chris doesn't care. If you really wish to discuss these plans further, go to cwc. Otherwise, don't bring them up on the cwcki. --Niggastolemyfamicom 01:27, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes chef. Sorry chef. --Edward 03:15, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Cole Smithey, part 2

I can read the article just fine, and I appreciate your concern for my literacy. Now, what part of "Cole resided in California for 16 years and has been in New York since around 1996" or Cole lives in Manhattan do you not understand? Let's say for the sake of argument that it was Cole editing the article. Explain why Cole, who lives in Manhattan, is editing his Wikipedia page from a Virginia IP address. You could argue that he was in Virginia visiting relatives, but his emails to Chris seem to indicate he fucking hates his family and wants nothing to do with them, so that seems highly unlikely. Anyway, Champ was right in cutting down on the Wikipedia faggotry in the article, since neither side can definitively prove whether or not it actually was Cole doing the editing to his wiki page. Yawning Squirtle 17:04, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

• Okay, now i'm guessing that it was Chris impersonating him so that he could get movie studios to think he had "Hollywood Connections" So they would greenlight "Sonichu: The First Movie". --Dan Dash 20:26, 9 March 2010 (UTC)