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An Ol Classic Dream is essentially one of Chris's sex fantasies conveyed in Flipnote Hatena form. It is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based off of the watery maze dream, albeit featuring (censored) genitalia, nipples, and china, as well as implied sex - note that this is against the rules of Flipnote Hatena. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in tons of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even more.

Video

Pending.

Transcript

[A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been hastily altered from a 13.]

[A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".]

[A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.]

[The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.]

[This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.]

LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! [heart]

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[Chris's signature appears above the sleeping Chris's head.]

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL OF FIVE MILLION...

STARS [star] INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

Music: "City in the Clouds" by Howard Drossin

Have a Good and Safe Day. Christian W. Chandler.