Talk:OkCupid
http://www.mediafire.com/?t4jdiltezzn
I've known about it for a while. I kept an eye on it. It turns out, Chris did change his profile quite a lot. It started off fairly...simple and then certain lines were added. Also, through an exploit, I managed to see Chris's answered questions that were private. Here's the legend for the questions:
- Underlined (doesn't have to be green) means YOUR ANSWER (chris's)
- Green means WHAT YOU WANT IN A PARTNER
- also the importance is important too.
Clydec 17:54, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
- Hot damn.--Beat 19:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
- Might also be worth noting that he used the same picture he previously used in his hookcafe ad. Perhaps this is his new promotional image he is trying to use, thinking it in someway makes him look mature --SargentPickles 20:40, 9 May 2010 (EST)
- This picture is the one that brought him a positive hit. Chris is not learning, he's reacting. Griffintown 04:59, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
7 Versions, huh?
And I guess we should cover all of them? This page is going to be enormous.
I am going to suggest right now that we get some collapsible sections up in DIS BITCH or else this thing is gonna be a nightmare.--Beat 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
well, the changes between versions is that he usually adds a line or removes on. i'm not even sure of each version has a change. Clydec 00:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
- Well I stuffed shit. What do you think?--Beat 01:05, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
- I think I want you, Beat. Bad. <3 --Ronichu 01:32, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
Spanish up in dis bitch.
So... who speaks Spanish? Because I don't. I do, however, know how to dump shit into Google translate. That said, given my hilarious experiences messing around with babble fish, I'm not sure which butcheries of language are Chris's and which are Google's. Regardless, it's pretty awful.
Past the whole "Evidence Chris sucks ass at Spanish" thing there doesn't seem to be any real substance to his Spanish babbling. It's all just a repeat of his about me text.--Beat 21:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
he's still at it
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu
slightly updated. check for diffs. Clydec 06:25, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
- From what I've seen, he added a new line after his Spanish "translation" and there's a new section, "What I'm Looking For". I'll try to add in the new additions.--Blazer 06:52, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
Going to throw up
Sex after the first date....WTF....NO
Who gave him the idea that it takes 3 dates to have sex after 3rd one? BabyNeko
Guess who is back?
- He returned to his old profile? Okay, weird.--Beat 04:52, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Test results
I'm fairly sure this reveals a lot about how Chris thinks of himself. For one, he's STRAIGHT!!! (he most likely took the test multiple times to get his desired result.) Second, he's an "asserter" on the Enneagram despite this being a total lie. In fact, his published result of an "Eight" means... well, see for yourself. Third, his preferred girl, "the hot friend", seems to indicate that his ideal mate is close to Sarah Hammer or Kellie Andes. Lastly, and possibly most importantly, his "lover style" is "romantic lover" but the analyses indicated much more than the stupid result: 76% aggressiveness, and only 55% partner focus (which is actually UNDER the average).
Any intrepid statisticians, please try to parse his other results. Any others... well, I think his results are in for a copypasting. Thoughts? --SeventhBase 06:01, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
- According to the stupid quiz metric, "The hot friend" is what pops up when you just indicate you want sexy, and don't answer conclusively on anything else. So yeah, that sounds like Chris alright.--Beat 13:49, 30 July 2010 (UTC)