EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW
"EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW" is a video in which Chris informs his fanbase and former classmates that he wishes to organize a Manchester High School reunion very soon, seemingly unaware that (Chris's abysmal organizational skills aside) one already has been planned and he was deliberately not invited. He also claims that divine retribution is coming for the trolls, tells an entirely unfunny joke about his growing girth and gives advice on how to avoid being trolled. The best part is where he urges the viewers to keep their private information off the internet only moments after giving out his real name, full street address and phone number.
Chris also claims to be a "Trollbuster", working worldwide to stop trolling and cyberbullying.
| EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 August 2010 |
| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Shirt | Manchester Class of 2000 T-shirt |
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Transcription
The video opens with Chris holding a digitally edited picture of the rear of a School Bus shakily in front of the camera for approximately nine seconds. The bus has "CWC" splashed across the top, with a licence plate "USA" in red, white and blue. When he finally speaks, he is holding up a Manchester High Yearbook much as he once held Optimus Prime. His tone is wistful and nostalgic.
Hello. I am well known on the Internet, sadly. I am Christian Weston Chandler of... Ruckersville, Virginia. I was a Manchester High School student, graduated class of 2000. [brief pause] Aaand, I am looking into having the reunion... or putting it together. Because I have not heard from anyone about it... not even from the principle of Manchester High. Of which... so in that- so with that I-... I am looking to- I am looking out... I am looking out to everyone, to... all, to my class- to my 2000 class mates... we know who you are and I know who you are, got your names-
[Chris slaps the cover with his hand. His tone becomes particularly wistful at this point.]
-got your names in the year book, in the... senior year book. In my class. I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the senior prom, where at the end of that slideshow.. it said "See you in ten years flguh the reunion". [Chris's face becomes somber.] The reunion hasn't happened yet. [Chris displays a partially complete Claw of Fail, imploringly gesturing at the camera much as he did towards The Wallflower. His face is pained.'] And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... [Chris pauses.] ... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom. So this reunion has to happen and I'm going to start it by... reaching out t- reaching out to my classmates. Espe- and also, it would be helpful if I can also... get in contact with those who put together the senior prom... back in 2000.
So with that I urge- I urge, uh... you- all you indivuals... the people who put together prom, AND my classmates, to contact me, Christian Weston Chandler... at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville Virginia, 55968, or by telephone... at 434 990 0198. [pause] Again, that's 434 990 0198. [pause] False identities will be discarded, so be sure to leave a message, telling us your naaame,