Song for Jackie.MOV
Song for Jackie.MOV is a very strange video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureific attempt to impress Jackie, Chris dons Blackface and a towel on his head while "singing" to "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. Note that "singing" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even Chris's ill-fated music career sound like a classically-trained soprano by comparison. He rounds out the performance with an impromptu minstrel song. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...
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Transcript
Allo. I am [unintelligable "Mister Popo?"]. [Nods sharply, turns music on]
[Accented] I tell you story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story. [nods again]
[Singing] Once, there was a boy who Was born with some autism but yet made a few friends but after his high school years he lost his friends and was still[?] tortuured By boys who were jealous of his material things
[Wags finger] [Accented again]Nononononono.
[Hums along with song for a bit]
Once there was this girl who couldn't [tinger?] to have friends long after high school, she would have had a bigger man but then she found the wayward lost boy! They matched up very well heavenly matched... Loooord[?] he was so[?]...
[Hums along some more]
[Starts to come in at the wrong place, checks himself and keeps humming]
[Nods head again]
And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad as they both saw each other's eyes... When they met[made?] up they both thought of each other very often... They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly ohhhh Rollercoaster ecstacy in fantasy their days were simple And, they looked to be married and have their own booooy, and girl
[Speaking] It's true! Wait for the marriage invitation!
[Hums along some more]
[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player] And there ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this! Ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this!
I [unintelligable baba?] hohoheybabo I [unintelliagable baba?] hohoheyahoh
There ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this! Ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this!
[Sounds like "Ahsanatehbavahohoheyahoh"] Ah sang yer ting bava hohohheyahhoh[?]
[Speaking again] Happy loving between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boiing!