Women Only Need Apply - No STD's
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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the presumed terminated YouTube channel 'TheCWCvilleLibrary'. The video itself is slightly over 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering sex to women of any orientation for ludicrous fees. Claiming that a hug would cost $50 and $100 would get them "just about anything" "besides anal". Why Chris thinks that his 'services' would be worth that amount is anyone's guess. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com".
Video
| 06 22 2016 Leaked Video - Women Only Need To Apply - No STD's | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 22 June 2016 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Tomgirl
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| Shirt |  Blue Tomgirl
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| Other |  Leaked
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Description
| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest |
Transcript
[Chris says everything in a creepy "seductive" voice, and the camera is positioned in an upside-down view of Chris lying down in a bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [Wriggles around] With these breasts. [Chris squeezes his mantits together] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with down there. [Slaps his duck] Good quality time, we could have it one way...or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [Facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence] I don't do anal...but will do anything else. We can even rock with toys. [Jump cut] And I have...lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [grabs body pillow] I'll give you a response. Tell me [sic] one little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b-- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work [Flips over] [Pats ass, says something unintelligible in a gay voice]... and maybe show of my booty! [Rolls over again and rubs ass] That booty look good enough for ya? [Silently wriggles ass around] So, strong now. [Winks and turns off camera]
[Text at the end of the video:
Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.
If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.
No STDs.
In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).
Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.]