Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the resurrected YouTube channel 'TheCWCvilleLibrary'. The video itself is mercifully only 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering sex to women of any orientation (except transsexual women of course) for ludicrous fees. Chris quotes $50 for a hug, and goes on to say that $100 will, rather more reasonably, get the customer "just about anything" besides anal, which he doesn't do. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com". This video appears to be stretched from it's original 9:16 aspect ratio (which any 16:9 phone uses when recording in vertical mode) to 4:3, giving the video a distorted, stretched look.


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06 22 2016 Leaked Video - Women Only Need To Apply - No STD's
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This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest

Transcript

[Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [wriggles around] With these breasts. [Chris squeezes his mantits together] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with down there. [Slaps his duck] Good quality time, we could have it one way...or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [Facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence] I don't do anal...but will do anything else. We can even rock with toys. [Jump cut] And I have...lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [grabs body pillow] I'll give you a response. Tell me [sic] one little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b-- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work [flips over] [slaps backside, says something unintelligible]... and maybe show off my booty! [Rolls over again and rubs ass] That booty look good enough for ya? [Silently wriggles ass around] So, respond now. [Winks and turns off camera]

[Text at the end of the video:

Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.]