User:Byzantine/sandbox

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Intro (0:00-0:20)

[Video begins with a close up of Chris's face, revealing it is shot on a phone]

[Gives us a quick flash of the house before returning to face shot]

Hello, on the internet, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and today... givin' y'all an update nyauh- gonna take a tour of, the house... as it currently... is!

Chris's work room (0:20-5:09)

Um, ok? So, esc- es- start it... hm... pretty much from what is the family room is now my...

[Turns the camera to show the room, which is unfocused] ...kind of... living space- why is it blurry? The hell? [Camera focuses, revealing a very cluttered room, but less clutter than before] Oh, there is is. Just needed to focus, FOCUS! Anyway so that's... one half, um- that side but also, cats like to... hop on the couch, we don't let 'em, come in guests... but anyway, um...

[Walks up to some boxes] Um, boxes of... um... the VHS tapes, from Mr. Cs collection, and some of mine...

[Pans around to show some monitors and piles of paper and toys] and uh, there's the... PlayStation monitor and look! I've found the... C64 monitor today! Yep, right there with the old keyboard, 'n... there's the floppy disc drive, which needs some... hm, t-keyboard n' the disc drive need some TLC, anyway.

[Quickly pans away to move on to the Lego collection] Um, [sigh] um, I'll give you, kind of an expansive view, of my nowd- my... old Lego kinda kits and whatnot, I'll go round the other side...

[Walks around the central table in order to access the second half of the Lego table] But anyway, I spend... most of my... time, on THAT side of the room [Indicates towards the side he was just on] neh- just-

[Shows us various Lego buildings on this second half of the Lego table] Yep, there's my... Lego high school, there's my little house, srs... another house, there's the Simpson's house, there is... spooky house, aneren... other... Legos... I've kind of lost track along the way, an... yada yada yada, um...

[Pans down to show his desk] There's m' desk!

[Pans to his OC's amiibos] There's, all my... Sonichu and Rosechu figure- phototype figures, um along with Sonic and Mewtwo there, just... because, for now.

[Hold's Chris-Chan Sonichu and Magi-chan amiibo figures up for the camera] Um, there's magi-chan and f- and I... yep! Why not?

[Pans down to show his custom playmat] And this is a lovely, custom, playmat I had, uh, printed... from uh... Custom... Ink, uh, it's got my, skylander... counterpart on it.

[Holds camera down to plug the Xbox controller back in] Excuse me this, chord unsti- unplug it's off, d- whynee- t'do dat? Stay in! Stay in. Hm, stay.

[Pans up to show another monitor and then pans around the room] Um, there's my monitor! Um, there things... it's that...

[Shows Equestria girls figures below monitor]Um, uh, equestria girls... figures, and sympoa- hm... ther's my figure! And... there's Nightstar with... Kunt Nyuget! Yep! Anenereyouare!

[Moves around and shows a printer covered in clutter] Heh, ok um, there's, uh-I, clear it off when I'm printing or copying... me-uh, uh-don- uh.

[Pans over to a box, but refers to a suspicious looking container on his desk just off to the left of the screen] And that's... not what you think it is! It's just a little container of candy, ok? See? A container of, candy, and, s-musuruh, s- lu- toy! It's... candy, alright?

[sighs, and shows the "That's Life" Snoopy book] and, found this in the workshop, that's life, Snoopy, yep! That's life! It's crazy! Aaargh!

[Walks over to and shows a stack of printed Sonichu comic books with some re-boxed custom painted amiibos on top] Hm, there's... my... copies of my printed books so far, with uh... just a couple of things in the top...

[Pans up to show gaming laptop] There's my laptop, and...

[Pans right to show binders of current Sonichu projects] here are my current... binders of, projects, uh when I sit down in front of it I have a...

[Walks over to and shows a cushioned folding chair] I use this! Folding chair right here... uaah.

[Pans down to some briefcases] Then, that's my... pillowcase, it's got my medicine in it, like... I take daily, and...

[Pans up to an easel and canvas with a lot of drawings on it.] I stand- t-tuh- to draw nowadays, there's my- back up a bit- there's my, easel and canvas, uh, just see some things up there, I... draw on the board- on the clipboard on the top!

[Walks over to and shows some games] And, there's just, some other things, there's... some games I have- but something... fell.

[Picks something up] Gravity, it... happens.

[Shows some art supplies and toys] Euugh, other things I... just put stuff around here, for my... [sigh]... something I FORGET THE WORD, THERE!

[Pans around in a circle to show the whole room] What's the word? What's the word? Surroundings... from my surroundings, just... it's all I'm used to. And I've been used to, cluttered, type things, uh, pfff, life is. Um...

The hallway (5:09-5:35)

[Pans to show the hallway] Here's the hallway, and...

[Shows the Poster of SLGBTQ pride cover] That's... poster, with uh, Sarah, Christine and Roberta... Rosechus and Sonichu, uh... but other than this and that... um...

[Pans over to the family photo drawing] There's the family photo!

[Walks down the hallway to show more art on the walls] And, a little bit of, old art, here and there... in this hallway.

The laundry room (5:35-6:05)

[Shows the laundry room, which despite the name has little to no room at all] Um, laundry room, with... it's... I'll say blocked. Can't... already get to the back door but, we'll eventually clear it out.

[Shows some filing cabinets and utilities] There's... filing cabinets, and... a washer and dryer. Right there.

[Walks back down hallway, and shows a calendar which is set to March 2018] Um, there's my calendar, uh, with uh, moistures calendar above it, s- because I like, that artist Norman Roxwell, so did Mr. C and... a couple pictures of, me in my Sonichu form.

Chris's room (6:05-)

[Pans to look into his room in which the light is off] Here's... my dru- lemme turn on the light

[Turns on the light, Revealing a wooden bed with a pink duvet and a lot of clutter] A'right there's my... bedroom, just...

[Walks over to the bed] And there's the bed. Ok? Um, and...

[Shows dumbbells on the floor] Dumbbells, because I do fifty reps a day, eh, I got my...

[Shows some wrist weights and ankle weights that are on top of a cabinet] Ankle and... wrist weights up there along with my, waist sucher that sweats it out... m'belly.

[Shows a night shirt] There's my night shirt!

[Pans around to show an unorganised messy storage of clothes] And, my other assortment of... clothes, I just... washed my tracksuit and cap today, and...

[Pans around to show a dream catcher on the wall] With this and that- I've just made that dream catcher, uh, ch- chandler, it opens the heart, 'n, th- hearts-

[Shows very old sign from Bob's family] and look what I found in the workshop today, huh? Uh, you can seeing this mis- Mr. C? My old man, you seeing that? Huh? Found it! Found it. And, it's hanging right here, now. Hehehe, uh

[Pans left to show some precariously placed vinyl records, with Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell at the front] There's a, few records over there, just, hanging about.

[Walks across the room to show more toys and some pictures and posters on the walls] Uh, du- du- du- dududu, uh, other things, there's bear- uh- Bearstein, there's uh... photograph of, something my fan made me, and, picture of, uh, those things that I like from, uh, that's on my 3DS. Front and back of my 3DS, there. And, Milo and TV, with Daniel Ingram's autograph, and, Bronycon 2017 poster there, there's my, desk lamp. And... clock.

[Pans past full sized trangender pride flag and lesbian pride flag] Um, there's... lesbian pride- there's my, lesbi- there's my transgender flag, here's my... lesbian pride flag,

[Walks over to and shows an iPhone] I... this is my alarm clock, this... wakes me up about 6AM... It was my previous phone... um... um...

[Walks to the bottom of the stairs] Oh and upstairs I don't wanna talk much, because my mother is up there, I don't want her to get suspicious, but... that's pretty much where my mother is... uh, and our dogs... sometimes our cats.