Lovely Weather
Chris's fake future wife he made up for himself. Mentioned once at the start of Sonichu 10, with no real elaboration on where she came from or how she got such a stupid name.
Chris's comics have always been his only retarded little wish fullfillments, and chief amongst them was his luck with the ladies. Women who could barely tolerate him in real life became caring soul mates who wished only to be with Chris, but couldn't because of some shyness or other excuse. Later these were replaced by trolls who Chris honestly thought were women who loved and cared for him, and they too found their ways into the comics. However, he had never crossed that final threshhold of just making up someone, so at the very least comic Chris could be happy with a sweetheart.