Sonichu 1
The second issue of Chris's comic. Unlikely as it might sound, this one is actually even more retarded than Issue Zero.
Features
Episode 4: Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning! (with an accidental dose of cherry cola)"
Team Rocket and Robotnik team up to create a clone of Sonichu. Why they would go to such lengths to defeat him is unknown, at this point neither Sonichu or Christian have done anything to them, except they stopped Naitsirhc from kidnapping Rosechu. Anyway, Bill spills cherry cola in the petri dish containing Sonichu's DNA, causing the resulting clone to be black and red. Not only is he a complete rip-off of Shadow the Hedgehog, he's also vaguely racist. He is black, so he is evil. Nice one Chris.
Episode 5: "Informal Meeting"
NIGGA STOLE MY HEARTSWEET
Episode 6: "Black Metal Combat"
Sonic and Sonichu defeat Black Sonichu and Metal Sonichu.
Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
Chris gets trolled by a girl at the mall, cries like a bitch in public, and then puts the whole embarrassing story where billions of people can read it.