User:16BitAlex

Message from the PVCC

Alex, after much consultation we have decided that you are worthy of the PVCC. You have shown guts in the face of adversity and we admire that, however joining the PVCC is rarely that simple. In order to gain membership tp our elite trolling community we require you to prove yourself to us. To this end we ask that you film yourself eating an apple and upload it to YouTube. Complete this task and your membership is assured. This message has been placed on your userpage as the discussion page is locked. Please remove this when you see it and respond to my talk page. --Delabonte 12:37, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

But I liked my Hex-Box! Music games suck on Wii!

It all started when I was surfing TVTropes one day, and came across a page for Sonichu. I thought "how bad could it get?" While the comic was lousy enough, Chris's life is better than any TV show. Sadly, that TVTropes page is gone now.

One little note: The one time I went to the Pokémon Trading Card League, it was at the Books-A-Million that Chris volunteered at. I know that Chris worked the place at the time I went, because it was before the Neo (Gold and Silver) series cards. I only remembered getting gypped out of my Zapdos in a lousy trade and then losing to a creative player that kept bending the rules, and neither involved Chris.

My project, Chris-Chan: Rock Band : User:16BitAlex/Chris-Chan Rock Band

Of all of Chris's sweethearts and gal-pals, I think Ivy was the most attractive, going by both the drawings of her and the photographs that were supposedly of her in "Boyfriend". I love red hair. On the flip side, JULAAAY! was by far the least attractive.

Oh, and I was the one who rediscovered the Pastebin containing the Kacey date recently. Thanks to whoever mirrored it.

Of all the miserable overgrown Pikachus and Raichus in Chris's universe, Whispy Sonichu describes me the most. "UH! UH! I'M WHISPERIN'! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"

The best sagas were Panda, Ivy, and Liquid. That's why they are in CWC:RB. The weakest was the Surfshack Tito saga.

I'm a miserable gamer. Can't even beat a newer Mario game, had to cheat to get the trophies in Brawl. Though, I did have the patience to IV breed and EV train some Pokemon (necessary for competitive play - this maximizes stats), and even got a Shiny Rayquaza in my Emerald, and could finish Mario Kart Wii and unlock everything without cheating or getting blangry and throwing the Wiimote into the TV.

Had Sonic Adventure never been released, Sonichu's female counterpart would be Acornchu and not Rosechu, making her slightly more tolerable. The homemade Nintendo Power proves that Chris knows Sally exists, unlike most fans who only follow the game storylines. Being a Chris creation, she still wouldn't be good by any means.

I refuse to pronounce "CWC" "Quick". I will pronounce every letter.

Major similarities

We both:

• are fans of Sonic, Pokémon, and Guitar Hero
• went to Chesterfield County Public Schools
  • failed English in 10th grade only to make honor roll status upon graduation
• have a link to Leonard Bearstein. He gave Chris his name, I had a teddy bear of him when I was younger
• are out of shape, though I'm much less out of shape than he is.
• hate a certain food. Him, pickles. Me, apples.
  • And...both of our user talk pages on the CWCki have been vandalized with the offending food.

Major differences

• Chris struggles to play Guitar Hero on Hard Guitar, ignores Bass, and probably would fail out of even Easy Vocals. (I don't know what difficulty he plays drums on). Meanwhile, I play Expert Guitar/Bass/Drums and Hard Vocals.
• He's on PS3, and his music game of choice is Guitar Hero. I'm on 360, and I prefer Rock Band. Or was, seeing as mine died.
• Like Liquid, I play the real guitar. Unlike Liquid, I play mostly electric.

For the record

I have nothing against Apple. Their products are better looking and functioning than PCs, except as gaming machines. The only quibble I have with them is that on some products, the battery is not user replaceable. They, like their namesake fruit, are terrible as food, though. This, then, makes the PC a gaming console, since it does games best, better than any console, as long as your PC is a gaming PC.

Also, at least you guys know I didn't play the oboe.

Userboxes

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

...but I wish I could contribute to the troll efforts...