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'''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of [[The Wallflower|Damian Antaria]] to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) a shortened version of his song [[CWC_"Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]], he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and that without a girlfriend, he would need to [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|pay $100 for a hooker]].
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==Analysis==
As you may know, YOU have been giving this faggot attention he doesn't need. We are about to fix this, but in order to ensure you pay for making this fat ass popular, I am going to open fire on your wiki.


Chris repeatedly says "Please," because we all know that women love men who beg. His tone of voice, though, sounds more demanding than anything, conveying the impression that [[Chris and his Ego|he feels he's entitled]] to have the object of his desire as his girlfriend. One of the many reasons that this attempt, as well as many others, [[fail]]ed is because he insults her boyfriend and then begs for sex, like any man with good intentions.
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''Pickbothmanlol, the banned user of Wikipedia.''


Chris also reveals that he still has no understanding of social interaction. He says that Damian had told him multiple times she wasn't ready for a boyfriend which suggests that he both constantly tried to ask her out, prompting her to have to say a thin excuse multiple times, and that he is socially inept enough that he did not realize she was making an excuse. There is also a distinct possibility that her new boyfriend is either a cover she created to get him to back off, or is in fact not her boyfriend and their friendship is being misconstrued by Chris.
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Note the lack of medallion and the many uses of the [[Claw of Fail]], looking as if he were menacing Damian. Also note that he seems to believe that Damian's new boyfriend is a [[troll]], implying that he's starting to have flashbacks to [[Liquid]], [[Kacey|who is already married]]. Uncharacteristically, Chris recorded and uploaded this video in the mid-afternoon. Thanks to his [[biological clock|peculiar day-night cycle]], he usually delivers his [[YouTube]] rants late at night or in the very early morning.
 
== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name            = "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU<nowiki>!!!</nowiki>
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|8axUqa5XUFA}}
| stardate        = 14 [[March 2010]]
| subject        = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style          = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}
| previous        = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Tito Got No Luck Against <br/>We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
| next            = [[Happy Sonichu Day]]
}}
 
===Transcript===
[''Chris opens the video with a heavy [[sigh]] and removes his [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]]. His expression is troubled and grim.'']
 
This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, [[Chris and his ego|because... I need you]]. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you aren't even [[Boyfriend-free girl|ready for a boyfriend]]! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. [''sigh''] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...
 
[''He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video on his TV.'']
 
...I have put together before.
 
[''He begins singing.'']
 
Hey hey, you you<BR>
I don't like your boyfriend<BR>
No way, no way<BR>
I think you need a new one
 
Hey hey, you you<BR>
I could be your boyfriend<BR>
da na da, da na da <BR>
da da da, da da da
 
[''He begins waving his hands around spastically, which continues through his performance.'']
 
In a second you'll be [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|wrapped around my finger]]<BR>
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better<BR>
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?<BR>
He's so trollin' stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
 
That old sumbah try to take you out of my life<BR>
But you know I could do it better<BR>
[[Liquid Chris|He's an impostor]], he's a poser<BR>
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suit]]?
 
[''The singing mercifully ends.'']
 
C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, [[Virgin with rage|that desperate I got...]]
 
[''He holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]].'']
 
Go as far as to pay a [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hundred dollars for a damn hooker]]. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a [[CWCville|hell of my own]]! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had [[Obesity|heartaches]] since last Wednesday. I've had [[Biological Clock|sleepless nights]]! It really hurts!
 
[''He clutches at his chest.'']
 
Heartaches hurt. Think about that.
 
[''He turns off the camera.'']
 
==Fan videos==
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris Chan's American Idol Audition
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|j2RcFduM84I}}
| Maker          = TheTubbyWhiteGuy
| Stardate      = 30 May 2010
| Video Type    =
}}
 
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]|nextlink=[[Happy Sonichu Day]]|}}
 
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
 
{{Music Videos}}
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Revision as of 12:23, 14 August 2010

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As you may know, YOU have been giving this faggot attention he doesn't need. We are about to fix this, but in order to ensure you pay for making this fat ass popular, I am going to open fire on your wiki.

Pickbothmanlol, the banned user of Wikipedia.

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