Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

I'll transcribe this I guess. BITCH? Dkaien 19:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Everybody knows that BITCHES need transcribing.--Beat 04:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Damian

Is he talking about the wallflower? Basgon 19:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Yes. "Damian Antaria" was a pseudonym of some sort, hence the speech marks in the vid title. Xentrilus 19:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I know it was a pseudonym, just asking to be sure about the gal pal being wallflower. Basgon 19:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Chris is just too stupid to resist dropping the dox of other people on the internet. Of course, it's futile to tell him how bad dropping dox is, since he refuses to listen to anyone other than himself. --BreadGod 19:33, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to explain to me in very simple terms how can we keep on censoring Chris. I mean, he's INSISTING on dropping WallFlower's name and aliases all over the place. There's little that we can do. Griffintown 19:48, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

• Maybe when the CWCVille Library mirrors these videos involving the Walliflower, we can ask them to censor her name and upload those videos here instead to keep our promise of censorship for her sake. --Marco 04:13, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
• If the poor gal could keep him on a leash we wouldn't have this problem. Sadly, if she contacted him again, even just to say "for fuck's sake stop splattering my name all over YouTube," he'd probably just think that meant she still wanted him after all... Dkaien 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

• Bloody stalker. That's it, I am out of here; I need a beer! Griffintown 19:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

• Okay, we're overthinking this. Let's keep her name in the videos and the transcripts and continue as usual. If she complains, we tell her to take it up with Chris--we're just documenting what he says and he insists on dropping her name. We may also need to remind her that the names "Heather" and "Damian Antaria" are not directly linked to one another and the article discussing her connection to Chris has been edited for anonymity.--MoarLurk 04:17, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I googled Damian Antaria and it it led me to a page on fanfiction.net of a girl whose username is Damian-Antaria (real name Antaria Wilson, approximately 24 years old): if she's the girl Chris' talking about then I guess he's going for girls who like yaoi, going against his homophobia.--OverTheRainbow

Chris probably has no clue that she writes yaoi fanfiction. --BreadGod 15:52, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Turns out he does, but he'll overlook that for china --YawningSquirtleRedux 03:52, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Chris is getting desperate for china

Soon he'll probably just upload a video demanding china.-- Hieghts503 3:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll lol hard if he does that. --BreadGod 19:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

• Yeah I would, but seeing as this is Chris we're talking about it seems like he probably will either just claim he got laid even if he didn't or go mad saying that the sex with Lovely Weather actually did happen.-- Hieghts503 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
• How fucking awful is it when, even when not talking to Chris, we use the phrase "china" instead of pussy, and nobody cares?Thelieisacake 00:44, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
  • It's a clear sign that we're all on this website too much. JerichoJack 10:47, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
    • How can the manchild have such a TRUE and LOYAL trollbase? This is wrong. I hate myself.-YawningSquirtleRedux 21:58, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Fun Fact

Chris posted his threats to Surf Shack Tito around 3 am his time, and this video around 3 pm his time. He's wearing a different shirt, suggesting that he woke up around 2 in the afternoon, depending on how long it takes Chris to put on a different bra and shirt. --Anaconda 20:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it possible that he woke up earlier and got dressed? Then again, if he's up at 3 in the morning making death threats to second rate Nickelodeon cartoon characters, does it matter?WarOfTheBees 23:00, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

When does he talk about women loving men who beg? I don't see that anywhere. Thelieisacake 00:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

• Chris doesn't; that's just an observation by the editor because Chris keeps saying please -- Silomentality 02:03, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

• Actually - he hints at something like this at one point by disagreeing that men are the magnets. --Wtv 12:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I think the transcripts off

When he says "I mean, you aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! It's better that for a little while", it looks to me like he's saying "I respected that for awhile". It makes more sense to me because he's clearly implying he's a better match for her, thus bringing up his whole "I'm a gentleman" thing he often does when china is involved, and because "It's better that for a little while" doesn't make any sense.--Curseshot 21:43, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

• Good catch. It was hard to tell what he was saying, the way he slurs that part. Dkaien 21:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Fan Video

What? What is this? Why is it on my CWCki? I'm missing the joke here... --YawningSquirtleRedux 16:34, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Toughdog thinks he's funny. --KingTaco 16:50, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Right. I thought it was curiously unfunny. --YawningSquirtleRedux 16:50, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Completely agreed. --KingTaco 16:52, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Paused Video on the TV in the background

Lets discuss the significance of this here --Exemplary 14:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Naaah.--Beat 01:48, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Racism/Sambo

It sounds like he's saying "That old sambo" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo_(racial_term) instead of 'Sumbah' which I'm not quite sure is a word. Can I get confirmation on 'Sambo'? If this is true, it means this is yet another instance of Chris hating on Tito for being a niggo, which he obviously isn't, and it's almost certainly a word that Chris learned from Bob. Hazard 13:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

It's a safe bet that he meant to say "son of a bitch", but enunciated it so poorly that it sounded like "sumbah". I'm sure you've noticed that most transcripts tend to transliterate almost everything that Chris incorrectly pronounces.--AIDSandstuff 07:50, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

It's another Southern thing; "sonovabitch" gets shortened and a little slurred together, getting something like "sumbit." We already tend to mangle the language, Chris's voice makes it even worse. --Schuzrum Dias 01:33, 31 May 2010 (UTC)