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'''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of [[The Wallflower|Damian Antaria]] to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) a shortened version of his song [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]], he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and how without a girlfriend, he would need to go back to his [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails,_2010#Hey.2C_Vivian_.E2.80.94_February_11.2C_2010|plan]] to [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|pay $100 for a hooker]].
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Uncharacteristically, Chris recorded and uploaded this video in the mid-afternoon. Thanks to his [[biological clock|peculiar day-night cycle]], he usually delivers his [[YouTube]] rants late at night or in the very early morning. The "boyfriend" Chris mentions eventually turned out to be an attempt by the Wallflower to get Chris off her back.


== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU<nowiki>!!!</nowiki>
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|8axUqa5XUFA}}
| stardate      = 14 [[March 2010]]
| subject        = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style          = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}, {{PokemonLeague|text}}
| previous      = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Tito Got No Luck Against <br/>We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
| next          = [[Happy Sonichu Day]]
}}


{{quote|You aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times!}}


=== Transcript ===
[''Chris opens the video with a heavy [[sigh]] and removes his [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]]. His expression is troubled and grim.'']


This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, [[Chris and his ego|because... I need you]]. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you aren't even [[Boyfriend-free girl|ready for a boyfriend]]! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. [''sigh''] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...


[''He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video on his TV.'']


...I have put together before.


[''He begins singing.'']


Hey hey, you you<BR>
I don't like your boyfriend<BR>
No way, no way<BR>
I think you need a new one


Hey hey, you you<BR>
I could be your boyfriend<BR>
da na da, da na da<BR>
da da da, da da da


[''He begins waving his hands around spastically, which continues through his performance.'']


In a second you'll be [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|wrapped around my finger]]<BR>
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better<BR>
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?<BR>
He's so trollin' stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?


That old sumbah try to take you out of my life<BR>
But you know I could do it better<BR>
[[Liquid Chris|He's an impostor]], he's a poser<BR>
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suit]]?


[''The singing mercifully ends.'']
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C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, [[Virgin with rage|that desperate I got...]]


[''He holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]].'']


Go as far as to pay a [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hundred dollars for a damn hooker]]. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a [[CWCville|hell of my own]]! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had [[Obesity|heartaches]] since last Wednesday. I've had [[Biological Clock|sleepless nights]]! It really hurts!


[''He clutches at his chest.'']


Heartaches hurt. Think about that.


[''He turns off the camera.'']


==Fan videos==


{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris Chan's American Idol Audition
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|j2RcFduM84I}}
| maker          = TheTubbyWhiteGuy
| stardate      = 30 [[May 2010]]
| type          =
}}


{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]|nextlink=[[Happy Sonichu Day]]|}}


{{Sweetheart Videos}}


{{Music Videos}}


[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]




[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]]
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