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[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg|thumb|left|A can of AXE yesterday.]]
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[[Image:AxeAd.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's self made ad from [[Sonichu 4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]
[[Image:Lynx recover deodorant body spray.jpg|thumb|left|Axe in Non-Americunt flavor.]]
[[Image:BILLYAXE.JPG|thumb|right|[[BILLY MAYS]] can sell ANYTHING.]]
 
{{quote|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract...other dudes."|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}
 
[[Axe]] (also known as "'''Lynx'''" to many Eurofags) is a body spray/deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in, as he fully believes that it will attract scores of beautiful women to him, as frequently advertised by Axe. The fact that the promised "Axe Effect" has failed to deliver him a true and honest [[sweetheart]] after years of use has not dented his firm belief that the product, along with its various offshoot lines such as body wash, scrubber, shampoo, will one day force women to over-ride their common sense and make passionate love to him eleven at a time with the help of a mass produced fragrance.  
 
His comic also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing.
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==Axe betrays Chris==
 
Axe has betrayed Chris by giving away 300 Microsoft Points with their products at Target as a promotion for XBOX.
 
==Axe and the [[Homos]]==
 
In the beginning of [[May 2009]], Chris was informed that Axe was very popular among men of a [[homos | certain demographic]]. The alarming news that, instead of attracting "[[Boyfriend-free girl | the ladies]]", wearing Axe may lead to being rogered roughly from behind in a dark alleyway lead Chris to record [[CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE | two videos]] demanding that Unilever state clearly on the packaging that Axe is for "straight people only", and that the homos heed his call of "Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos!"
 
==Links==
*[http://www.axehaircrisisrelief.org/100girls/ Axe 100 Girls] - upload a photo of Chris to be rated by 100 girls
*[[Wikipedia:Axe (grooming product)|Wikipedia article on Axe]]
 
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