Axe

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Chris's self made ad from Sonichu 4. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.
BILLY MAYS can sell ANYTHING.

Axe (more commonly known as "Lynx" in other countries) is a body deodorant that Chris practically douses himself in, as he thinks the commercials are real. (SPOILER: it really won't attract women). His comic also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing.

Axe and the Homos

In the beginning of May 2009, Chris heard that Axe was very popular among men of a certain demographic. The alarming news that, instead of attracting "the ladies", wearing Axe may lead to being rogered roughly from behind in a dark alleyway lead Chris to record two videos demanding that Unilever state clearly on the packaging that Axe is for "straight people only", and that the homos back off and stop wearing it.