Axe
| “ | "For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract...other dudes." | ” |
| Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User" | ||
Axe (more commonly known as "Lynx" in other countries) is a body deodorant that Chris douses himself in, as he fully believes that it will attract scores of beautiful women to him. That Axe has failed to deliver him a true and honest sweetheart after years of use has not dented his belief that the product, and its various offshoot lines such as bodywash and shampoo, will one day force women to jump him on the street.
His comic also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing.
Axe and the Homos
In the beginning of May 2009, Chris heard that Axe was very popular among men of a certain demographic. The alarming news that, instead of attracting "the ladies", wearing Axe may lead to being rogered roughly from behind in a dark alleyway lead Chris to record two videos demanding that Unilever state clearly on the packaging that Axe is for "straight people only", and that the homos back off and stop wearing it.
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