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His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING" and promises that everyone will go home somkey. He stated "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". | His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING" and promises that everyone will go home somkey. He stated "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". | ||
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
[[Image:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg|Billy's message from the grave]] | |||
On Sunday, June 28, 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion over in Tampa, Florida, where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various /cwc/ agents. The cause of death is not known, but knowing that his death was very close to Michael Jackson's and strangely connected to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash's]] death on May 22. His family has advised for privacy to be observed and for the spot for the Mayor of CWCville to be filled in by [[Adam Stackhouse]], despite Chris not speaking it because he is way too busy drinking alcohol. | On Sunday, June 28, 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion over in Tampa, Florida, where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various /cwc/ agents. The cause of death is not known, but knowing that his death was very close to Michael Jackson's and strangely connected to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash's]] death on May 22. His family has advised for privacy to be observed and for the spot for the Mayor of CWCville to be filled in by [[Adam Stackhouse]], despite Chris not speaking it because he is way too busy drinking alcohol. | ||
Revision as of 18:23, 28 June 2009
| “ | Now cracks a noble heart; good night, Sweet Prince.
And flights of angels fly thee to thy rest. |
” |
| Horatio | ||
BILLY MAYS was a TV advertising man turned Internet troll. Provided both epic-lulz and wisdom in #Sonichu and on the forum. Talked in ALL CAPS and preaches the Gospel of Oxyclean and the Big City Slider Maker.
In real life he was arch-enemies with Chef Tony and Barry Scott.
On 03 March 2009, Chris under duress by Max, declared BILLY the third mayor of CWCville.
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING" and promises that everyone will go home somkey. He stated "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR".
Death
On Sunday, June 28, 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion over in Tampa, Florida, where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various /cwc/ agents. The cause of death is not known, but knowing that his death was very close to Michael Jackson's and strangely connected to Clyde Cash's death on May 22. His family has advised for privacy to be observed and for the spot for the Mayor of CWCville to be filled in by Adam Stackhouse, despite Chris not speaking it because he is way too busy drinking alcohol.