BlueSpike
BlueSpike (AKA LeonSpike) is a 13 year old boy ("a 13 year old brat" according to Chris) who trolled Chris through two identities, one of which was a new "sweetheart."
When he trolled Chris, BlueSpike used 2 aliases, first "Julie" and later her so-called brother "Max."
On 3 March 2009, he revealed he was both Julie and Max.
The trolling did produce gems such as Chris admitting he tried the anal beads and the butt-dildo [1], the sex tape where he fucks the blowup doll [2], how some gay people made a float dedicated to Chris in college, how Chris hates everything that's not Aryan [3], and other stuff.
BlueSpike also endured a few nights of Chris's retarded cyber sex fantasies including one where Julie was a catgirl and Chris was Chris-Chan Sonichu. [4][5]
Julie Saga
| “ | I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19. | ” |
| Chris on Julie | ||
| “ | JOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAY | ” |
| Chris professing his love for Julie while orgasming | ||
Chris's current former TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left Panda due to her hymen-breaking rape by Clyde Cash.
Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of Molvania (aka "This Place is Fictional according to Everyone"), and is now currently residing in Ohio.
Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life from Clyde. He also wanted to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight.
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compares his love for Julie as that of Romeo for his Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, the role of Juliet is being played by a 13 year old boy and it will only end in tragedy (for Chris, at least).
On 26 February 2009, Chris took an epic journey to Cleveland, Ohio to rescue Julie from her brother Max. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman.
On 03 March 2009, Julie finally revealed that she was Max and really a 13 year old boy. His response was "I feel terrible."
BlueSpike Trolling Issues
Many people were up in arms over the audio. Some thought this was going too far. Some thought BlueSpike should be raided for his actions. Some thought BlueSpike killed the "lulz".
Four days later, Chris declares that da homos are bad and everyone forgets about this.