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The '''BlueSpike PSN Chats''' were a series of four conversations between [[Chris]] and his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]], [[Julie]]; also known as [[BlueSpike]], which took place in mid February 2009. They mostly showcase Chris's desperation and gullibility in being seduced by a 13-year-old boy doing an obvious falsetto (sometimes not even disguising his voice), insight into how he would conduct himself with a potential [[troll|mate]] and they also shed light on his debauched and loathsome [[Chris and sex|sexual history]].
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==PSN Chat 1==
{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 1}}
Chris opens this chat by forgetting that his [[Aunt Corina]] is still alive, claiming that he "was sad that she died" and is "recovering" and "hurtin' inside". He smoothly transitions into trying to arrange a threesome with Julie and another woman... or [[homos|man]]. Chris talks through his average day and fails to get [[Barb]] to come up and talk to Julie. He then talks about trying to get paid for volunteer work. The chat ends and the [[trolls]] listening in laugh at his stupidity.
 
 
==PSN Chat 2==
{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 2}}
This chat opens with [[Julie]] trying to persuade a reluctant [[Chris]] to visit his dying [[Aunt Corina]]. They talk about [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] in [[Sonichu 8]], and Chris has the gall to claim that "that could be any truck". Chris reads [[Sonichu]] spoilers until the chat ends.
 
 
==PSN Chat 3==
{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}
The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with [[Chris]] revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi|love]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[honest content|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].
 
 
==PSN Chat 3.5==
{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5}}
In this chat, [[Julie]] asks [[Chris]] about his opinions on different [[chris and race|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan|heritage]] and [[Bob|his]] [[Barb|parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.
 
 
==PSN Chat 3.7==
{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}
[[Julie]] apologizes for quitting the chat, and starts to talk to [[Bob]]. Bob talks about his life, career and travels. He apologizes for doubting [[Molvania]]. He mentions [[Chris]]'s lack of perspective on the world and his disinterest in where anything is. He confirms that he is part Cherokee. He tells Julie that she can talk to him any time, and they part. The [[trolls]] listening in love Bob and approve of the conversation.
 
 
==PSN Chat 4==
{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 4}}
In the final chat, [[Chris]] asks [[Julie]] about her education level, at [[Bob]]'s request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Fail|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvania|Molvanian]]. [[Barb]] thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.
 
 
 
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