Boyfriend-free girl
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A girl who is single. This is what Chris calls single women. He wants one to make into a "sweetheart from the ground-up."
Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason (most usually a lie just to get the fuck away from the giant freak when he wasn't willing to take a "no" for answer).
He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls Noiophobia.
This Chris sounds like a Stud, where do I sign up?
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