Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009
Chris responds to the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica has obtained videos and pictures he intended to share privately with Ivy, specifically the semen-drinking video, the spanking video, and the adult diaper photos. Any one of these things would humiliate a person off the internet completely, but by this point Chris has been so worn down by the trolls that he is almost totally inured to whatever shame he might feel. Apparently (finally) realizing that self-pity and anger will not get him anywhere, Chris tries another tack and makes no apologies for his actions in the leaked material, insisting that cum-guzzling, self-flagellation, and pants-shitting (and implicitly, camwhoring) are all perfectly natural things. As ever when he addresses a group, Chris believes he is the smartest and most world-wise person, and therefore explains his sexual practices as though everyone on the internet was ten years old.
