Car Pranks
A trio of BEST FRIENDS FOREVER back during August 2009 went with a joke where someone posted Chris's 94 Ford Escort on Craigslist.
Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)
Chris: [Clipped from start] -o?
Nick: Hello, is uh, is this Chris?
Chris: Uh, yes, this is uh Christian Chandler, how may I help you?
Nick: Hi, um, I'm calling in regards of your Craigslist ad, it says here that you're selling a '94 uh Escort for 400 dollars?
Chris: That's uh, that, that is a fake ad, somebody else put that up there without my consent as a prank.
Nick: Are you sure?
Chris: I will-
Nick: Are you sure?
Chris: Yes I am pos-, I am 100 percent positive. It's a fraud. Somebody else put it up there. I've already sent a complaint to Craigslist. So, go somewhere else for a car.
Nick: Are you sure I can't convince you otherwise sir? I mean I have a-
Chris: [Chris raises his voice] I AM SURE.
Nick: You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-
Chris: SHUT UP!
Nick: Oka- excuse me sir?
[Chris hangs up]
Voicemail Greeting (0:45 - 1:17)
Chris: Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by patholosist (?) and my lawyers, to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in-. Because I got so much reputation and at stake(?), at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back. Do you think how much trollin'(?) stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day. [BEEP]
BlueSpike (1:19 - 2:12)
BlueSpike: Hey there is this Mr Chandler?
Chris: Uhh yes it is.
BlueSpike: Good evening sir. I'm calling regards to the Craigl-Craigslist about the '94 Escort?
Chris: Ah. That, that thing has was put up there, it was a fake. I have not put that up there myself. Somebody's using my name my address and it's just- it's just a prank, it's not real.
BlueSpike: Alright, no-no reason to get all, upset about it sir.
Chris: [unintelligible response]
BlueSpike: I have uhh, a pretty good condition Xbox.
Chris: III am serious. It is not for sale. It never will- [phone breaks up] for [break]. And would you think I would give up my car for a blatantly stupid Hex Box? Hex, H-E-X.
BlueSpike: Yes I can spell sir. Do you prefer the PlayStation 3?
Chris: I'm not selling my car, good night.
BlueSpike: But it was my brother's and now he's dead.
[Chris hangs up']