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-The '''Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2''' are a series of [[July 2009]] correspondences between [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Chris]], under the guise of Jack's daughter Samantha.
-After the [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]] and [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]], Jack's daughter Samantha allowed Chris to break into her e-mail account to pretend to be her in order to get his [[PSN]] accounts back from Jack Thaddeus. All this led to the culmination of this [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC Chat]]. Samantha pretended to be a third party known as [[Kate]] who was BFFs with Samantha while Jack arranged for a [[Liquid Chris|man at Otakon]] to make a lot of money off [[Sonichu]] merchandise. Is this confusing enough?
-==July 18==
-{{EmailReply|Subject: Hey, man
-LOL, I'm da man!  Got my stuff back, clean as a thistle. :)
-Listen, Bro, I can dig [[Chris|Chrissy]] hasslin' u for his accounts back. I have da plan on how to REALLY mess with him. Give me back a couples of his account; that way he can't get them ALL from you.:D And besides that, he ain't hasslin' me as much now that he has YOU, da Bigger Man of This Era with dat Heavy [[Power]]. Besides, I am fondin' over his Creatures Classic I noticed he had; I'm a sucker for those space monkies. And I'll nix his French with my alt. address. :D LULZ LULZ LULZ
-Take care, Sweet King.
-Sam}}
-==July 19==
-{{Email|Oh hi, sorry it took me awhile to reply.
-Why the fuck is my daughter talking like a god damn Super Spaded Jungle Bunny Spook? Have you been doing drugs again? I told [[Clyde]] not to introduce you to [[Wikipedia:jenkem|jenkem]]! Where was the man I loved in him? Thank God he's dead.
-Have you been hanging around with Maurice, Jamal & those other [[Niggos|Niggers]]? I kept telling you they are never going to make it big in the Bad Boy Entertainment. It still disgusts me I caught you in bed with ALL OF THEM. To imagine your the same girl I adopted those years back.
-I will not give you the password info until you sober up.
-I don't want you to do that shit again!
-Love
-<br>-Father}}
-{{EmailReply|I'm sorry, daddy. I was tired after a long day. No, I have been staying FAR AWAY from those boys; I hate them for what [[Rape|they did to me]].
-I'm cool now. I heard Chris could not seal the deal; I can't believe he could not even do that to save his own life, much less his PSN accounts. He is pathetic.
-So, where do we go from here on this Trollin' Train, daddy?
-Love ya,
-Sam}}
-{{Email|We already talked about this already, did you forget?
-Well the new plan is to use Chris' own words against him from his recent video, "[[Rollin' and Trollin'|Rolling & Trolling]]". I'm going to use the exact quote "I'm a man who works 40 hours a week" & send it to the welfare people where he gets his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social security money]] from, canceling it making him forfeit his welfare money.
-The only way this plan can get ruined is that Chris makes a video admitting his [[autism]] & taking back every lie he has said.
-I gotta find the passwords in my documents, give me about 2 hours. reply back what you think of this plan.
-Love
-<br>Daddy}}
-{{EmailReply|Sounds good. :) Thanks, daddy.
-Love
-<br>Sam}}
-{{Email|This is the password to the japanese one
-ChrisLikesGiantBlackCocks}}
-{{Email|are you there?}}
-{{Email|Did the password work?}}
-{{EmailReply|The password isn't working for me; it's soo long, plus I could be inputing the wrong e-mail.
-Sam}}
-{{Email|Kate probably changed it so she could download stuff.
-Can you tell me how your day went? I haven't seen you in awhile. Also Do you know if Chris will make a video taking back his own claim of being a troll? Either way I'm working with the Welfare staff right now. If chris makes [[CWC Trollin More|the video claiming autism]] my plans are RUINED.}}
-{{Email|Oh btw I was at otakon, I had [[Liquid Chris|my friend dress up as Chris]] & we made fake sonichu [[medallions]], sonichu cookies, and a replica of [[cwcville]]. We made tons of money. Daddy is going to get you something nice? What would you want?}}
-{{EmailReply|LOL. I want a LOT of things, you know. I am in the mood for a statue of Satan to remind me NOT to sleep with dumbasses.
-I don't know Chrissy's Plan, he's so retarded, yet I would be flustered with him wising up and putting someting together, and then
-some.
-Sam}}
-{{Email|I'm thinking of changing the conditions of how he gets his psn back. Losing his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] within a week was too much for him. I'm thinking u should tell him if he wants his account back + 50 credit for each account he is to announce he has his autism and his Trolling claim was a lie. Or something else. Idk. What do you think?}}
-{{EmailReply|IDK, sounds kinda trite, plus I've just checked his YT; you'd better go look.
-Sam}}
-{{Email|The [[CWC Trollin More|video]] was dubbed, he plans to bull shit out of it. I plan to change the demand to, I want him to sing/dance to Avril Lavign - Girlfriend
-<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI</nowiki>
-This is all I ask.}}
-{{EmailReply|LOL, I love that. Go for it, daddy.
-Sam}}
-{{Email|you can send that message will you, sweetie?}}
-{{EmailReply|Okay. :D
-I'll send him the message in a bit.
-Sam}}
-==July 20==
-{{Email|He saw through my clever roose to trick him and take his tugboat!}}
-{{EmailReply|We should send Chrissy ONE of your medallions, a few cookies, photos
-of the booth and al the proffiting fun via snail-mail, and we can
-include a LULZ letter saying something like, ¨Thank you for being at
-Otakon this year.¨ I would die to see the shocked expression on his
-face upon seeing the stuff and reading the letter. :D
-Sam}}
-{{Email|Thats the kind of idea a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out oxycleanfanatic2264|NAIVE Retarded Bastard]] would think up.}}
-{{Email|are you up? did he respond to your email?}}
-{{EmailReply|Hey, daddy. I have not yet heard from Chris.
-And what's wrong with the idea; I really want to hear him moanin' and
-groanin' in sorrow over the profits and all that; you don't even have
-to include the return address. Or at least send him the pictures and
-exagerate on the profits. But THINK about it, if he had Our stuff
-within his Physical Touch, he would not help but squirm and faint. :D
-I gtg get some groceries and hang out with Kate. I'll check in later.
-Love ys,
-<br>Sam}}
-{{Email|No I will not do shit. You just give him the order to do his [[It's UGH!|music video]] that you emailed him, if He does not do shit, he will not recieve his psn. That is final. Stop acting like a Chris Chan. }}
-Chris took his sweet time creating the music video, finally uploading it on July 24.
-{{EmailReply|Well, no need to get all Commando about it.
-Anyway, I have an update on Chrissy; he's just sent out a message on
-[[YouTube]] requesting the MP4 of Girlfriend - Sonic and Amy. It's
-sunding promising. :)
-Sam.}}
-{{Email|ok i'll reply to him in a bit.}}
-==July 21==
-{{Email|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYsrdv_P8y4</nowiki>
-[[Liquid Chris|This man]] was at otakon, He made some MAD CASH! He made an opening confession and all. Tell me what you think?}}
-This message likely prompted Chris to make his first [[REAL Protest against the FAKE|video]] raging against Liquid Chris.
-{{Email|The demands have increased for his delay he is to [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his ps3 console]], foward that to him. I sent the message in advance.}}
-==July 22==
-{{EmailReply|Woah. As IF Chris would EVER humpe one of his consoles. Besieswhich,
-I have heard that he had downloaded the file you sent him.He's so
-retarded, that he needs LOOONG TIME to generate a GOOD Idea.He told me
-tat he was working on it ayway, so just give him a few moredays.
-Besides, you gave him A Week for te Virgin-Breaker challenge;if you
-want to show that you would hold your end of the deal, youcan't be
-that uncool to him. If I hear anything else, I will let youknow.
-Love ya, Daddy,
-<br>Sam}}
-{{Email|Tough shit he is doing it. I'm not playing games, & why are you trying to defend Chris. He is the person that lead up to [[Clyde]]'s death. God damn y ou}}
-{{EmailReply|I am not defending that pathetic pussy; I loathe him just as much as
-you and the next Troll.
-I am only helping you so he will be most likely be able to believe you
-would hold up your end of the deal, and have him keep on doing our
-bidding. If you constantly pile on More Threats, he will lose faith
-in you and move on. The retard has done it before, you know. If you
-want to continue this game while we have the cards, I would not pile
-on the damn threats. After watching his 25 second video earlier, he
-is holding up his end of the deal well.
-Just because we are having more and more pathetic days ourselves in our individual damn lives, it doesn't give us the right to be soo unfair that it would create a Striking Pawn against us.
-It is up to you on long we get to continue to play this damn trolling game; don't mess it up.
-Love ya,
-<br>Sam}}
-{{Email|This does not make any sense what so ever. I will not budge out of this one second.
-oh I wanna quote something.
-"Just because we are having more and more pathetic days ourselves in our individual damn lives"
-So you're calling me pathetic? Who do you think pays for your fucking drugs. I'm married and had a brat (you).
-You forget who is in charge here. I can easily replace you from this operation.
-&
-So what if he loses faith in the deal that he can easily follow. I can just simply call PSN RIGHT NOW on ALL ACCOUNTS including a network ban and get him console banned for LIFE. I don't care if I am console banned at the process cause I am rich like that & got an extra ps3 console for this occasion.
--JThadeus}}
-{{Email|The meeting will take place in [[irc]] at rizon server at this channel
-head here, just be sure to tell us its you. #trolltrain4andhalf}}
-{{Email|heh we're having our big trolling meet tonight you up for it?}}
-{{Email|everyone had irl issues. We will plan this tomorrow 10:00 pm virginia time. BE THERE}}
-The IRC chat took place on July 23, and can be found [[IRC (23 July 2009)|here]].
-{{Emails}}
-[[Category:E-mails]]

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