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{{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref>}}


{{infobox Person
|title = Pickle Man
|image = Realpickle1.png
|imagesize = 250px
|name = Marvin<br>Harold?<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>
|aliases = The Man in the Pickle Suit <br> [[user:Canine|Canine]]
|gender = Male
|[[Chris and race|race]] = White<br>[[Niggo|Black]]<br>[[Michael Snyder|Jew]]
|occupation = [[Troll]]<br>Current owner of the [[CWCki]]
|saga = {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|catherine|cn}}, {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}
}}
The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (now referred to as '''Marvin''' and sometimes referred to as the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) was a common scapegoat of [[Chris]]'s whom he used to blame whenever he was tricked or conned. In [[2009]], the role of the Man in the Pickle Suit was adopted by Marvin, who is often referred to as the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit'''.
The character was first created on 11 [[September 2008]] by a troll posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20080925054140/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Web Archive - Chris Chan's Encyclopedia Dramatica]</ref> Using a fake [[MySpace]] page, they claimed that Blanca was in fact a black transvestite in a pickle costume. This lead to Chris believing that the pictured Man in the Pickle Suit was in fact a real person. Because the persona was entirely fictional, the character quickly became anonymized by trolls, with multiple people operating under the name at once.
Even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref>
==Origin==
[[File:Picklemanorigins.png|left|250px|thumb|The original [[MySpace]] page.<ref name="mysp">[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]</ref>]]{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}
Midway through [[August 2008]], a troll on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by the name of [[Lordsillynipples]] created a profile posing [[Blanca]] under the name "kawaiikitsune123".<ref name="mysp">[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]</ref> The troll successfully tricked Chris into believing he was speaking to the "real" Blanca, and solicited nudes of him wearing his mother's bra and underwear. On [[9/11|11 September 2008]], the troll revealed himself, leaking Chris' nudes onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and taunting Chris by stating they were a black pickle-suited transvestite.
==Jew in the Pickle Suit==
[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]
While many operated under the moniker, by far the most notorious individual was the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit''', also known as '''Marvin'''. Although Marvin has long-since stopped operating under the Man in the Pickle Suit name, he is still active on [[Kiwi Farms]], and is the current owner of the [[CWCki]]. He played a significant role in dismantling both Chris' [[Night Star]] persona in 2017 and the [[Idea Guys]] in 2018.
On 15 [[March 2009]], Marvin accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]]. Four days later, he rescued [[Emily]] from [[Emily#Chris.27s_first_date|a horrific first date with Chris IRL]]. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, Marvin emerged from the shadows dressed in a pickle suit, and began flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered.
In [[October 2009]], the Jew in the Pickle Suit established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up [[Mia Hamm|losing his virginity]] in 2012.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1cVdNCXTUB4}}
| stardate      = 23 [[April 2010]]
| maker          = I Am The Internet Pickle Man
| subject        =
| type          =
}}
===Transcript===
It's been a long time, Chris...
[''Marvin raises a fist, clenches it. He then slowly turns around and approaches the camera'']
I'll cut right to the chase. I'll tell you why I'm here. You see, I've had enough. Everyone has had enough. No more.. of you.. and your "dates".. and your "e-mails" No more "sweetheart searches".. No more nothing. I'm here to put a stop to it. You see... [''pause''] Your virginity is my business. And mine to control. Not yours. Allow me to... clue you in on the plan I've had for a while now. You see.. I went out at night into the streets of Virginia. There, I found every prostitute and hooker I could find.. and do you know what I did? I found each and every one of them, and I told them..
[''Marvin moves off-screen, the sound of paper being picked up can be heard'']
[[Secret Weapon|I have your mugshot.]] [''Marvin reveals a picture of Chris wearing a [[Butt garments|butt garment]]''] If you see this man... [''pause''] ...give him nothing. He deserves nothing. You see, I spread these out. They know you before they even approach. So you see, Chris... I have all the cards. And you're just going to have to play with whatever hand '''I''' deal to you.
==Selected videos==
* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.
Image:MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.
Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.
Image:Read This One.jpg|Anti-Pickle Man warning image included by Chris in an email.
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
Image:Pickleportrait.jpg|MPS looking great, as usual.
File:Pickleman.jpg|He is always watching.
File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|Response to the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].
</gallery></center>
==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[MySpace]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Facebook]]
*[http://https://twitter.com/hwinslow3 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Twitter]]
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