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[[File:Onslow.PNG|thumb|Chris, aged 50.]]
A collection of Chris's orders from '''Netflix''', a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the Wii, the [[Xbox 360]] and the [[PS3]]. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''.
 
It's no wonder that Chris never updates anything…
 
The list contains some surprises; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It is likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma classic. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'' - Chris likely chose this based on its description. Unless he has become a connoisseur of French erotic arthouse cinema from the 1970s. Also of note is that he got both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of [[Transformers]] made by a studio known for intentionally making "mockbusters" to dupe unsuspecting autistic manchildren.
 
Chris also watched the ''South Park'' episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", but did not seem to take to heart its message of tolerance.
 
== Instant Streaming History ==
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Title
!Time
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Monty Python]]: [[Random-access humor|And Now for Something Completely Different]]''
|01:35:29
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[The High School Story|Carrie]]''
|01:40:04
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:30-Second Bunnies Theatre|30-Second Bunnies]]'': ''A Christmas Story''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Casablanca''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Homos|Brokeback Mountain]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Caddyshack''
|00:02:17
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Superman]]''
|00:01:01
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Office Space''
|00:01:10
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Raiders of the Lost Ark''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Sex toys|The Ring]]''
|00:01:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "A ''Bon Vivant'' Buffet"
|00:29:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]''
|00:43:44
|-
|11/13/09
|The [[Some Favored Comedians|Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner"
|00:52:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Tripping The Rift|Tripping The Rift]]'': "God Is Our Pilot"
|00:23:14
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Mutilation Ball"
|00:22:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Miss Galaxy 5000"
|00:22:36
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Sidewalk Soiler"
|00:24:16
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster"
|00:22:11
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Totally Recalled"
|00:22:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "2001 Space Idiocies"
|00:21:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Therese and Isabelle|Therese and Isabelle]]''
|02:04:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:The Pigkeeper's Daughter|The Pigkeeper's Daughter]]''
|01:23:41
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Fight Club''
|00:02:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Christmas Vacation''
|00:01:13
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Borat''
|00:01:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Bond''
|00:02:44
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Spider-Man 1 & 2''
|00:01:06
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Pirates of the Carribean 1 & 2''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''March of the Penguins''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Die Hard''
|00:03:05
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Napoleon Dynamite''
|00:01:42
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Saw''
|00:03:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Asperchu#Trial_and_execution_of_Asperpedia_staff|The Grudge]]''
|00:01:28
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Kill Bill''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Snakes on a Plane''
|00:01:55
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T"
|00:56:32
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar"
|00:29:03
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home"
|00:29:19
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Let There Be Light"
|00:32:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Sea Fever"
|01:23:05
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "A Very Merry Hyacinth"
|00:30:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Riparian Entertainments"
|00:29:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Obesity|Weight]] [[My Coke Rewards|Gain]] [[Chris and health|4000]]"
|00:23:56
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Volcano"
|00:37:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Barbara|An Elephant]] [[Hanky-panky|Makes Love to]] [[Jerkop|a Pig]]"
|00:37:38
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Homos|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]"
|00:15:20
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Death]]"
|00:23:22
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Starvin' [[Niggos|Marvin]]"
|00:23:00
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]"
|00:28:23
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Mecha-Streisand"
|00:30:36
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Angel Gabriel Blue"
|02:29:18
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "How to Manage a Family Christening"
|00:30:12
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut"
|00:27:08
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
|00:29:33
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[IRC (27 December 2008)|Chickenlover]]"
|00:23:11
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Ike's [[Pickle|Wee Wee]]"
|00:30:35
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
|00:23:01
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Mexican Staring Frog"
|00:25:09
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "City on the Edge of Forever"
|00:47:11
|}
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Total Time
|-
|11/13/2009
|5:30:48
|-
|11/14/2009
|6:30:28
|-
|11/15/2009
|1:54:54
|-
|11/18/2009
|2:55:36
|-
|11/19/2009
|3:39:32
|-
|11/21/2009
|6:25:18
|-
|Total
|26:56:36
|-
|Average
|2:59:37
|}
 
==Queues on 21 November 2009==
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his video-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible romance films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films.
 
===Instant Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|The Babysitters
|3.036
|-
|2
|The House Bunny
|3.239
|-
|3
|This Girl's Life
|2.928
|-
|4
|Carrie
|4.0*
|-
|5
|Transmorphers
|1.887
|-
|6
|9 1/2 Weeks
|3.174
|-
|7
|Dangerous Beauty
|3.79
|-
|8
|Dangerous Liasons
|3.753
|-
|9
|[[Monty Python|And Now for Something Completely Different]]
|5.0*
|-
|10
|30-Second Bunnies Theatre: Season 3
|3.0*
|-
|11
|[[Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_Luv_Shack|Fear Dot Com]]
|2.633
|-
|12
|I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
|3.05
|-
|13
|The Story of O
|2.748
|-
|14
|En la Cama
|2.859
|-
|15
|Battle in Heaven
|2.222
|-
|16
|Grande Ecole
|2.735
|-
|17
|Heavy Metal
|5.0*
|-
|18
|Virtual Girl
|2.231
|-
|19
|Species IV: The Awakening
|2.786
|-
|20
|Frozen River
|3.395
|-
|21
|Bushwhacked
|3.39
|-
|22
|Keeping Up Appearances
|5.0*
|-
|23
|[[Red Skelton|The Red Skelton Collection]]
|5.0*
|-
|24
|American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
|3.353
|-
|25
|[[Christian%27s_sex_joke|Sex and Breakfast]]
|2.318
|-
|26
|Therese and Isabelle
|5.0*
|-
|27
|Virgin
|2.604
|-
|28
|Foreplay
|1.778
|-
|29
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|Strictly Sexual]]
|3.011
|-
|30
|Sleepless in Seattle
|3.863
|-
|31
|Tender Is the Heart
|2.206
|-
|32
|Better Than Sex
|2.999
|-
|33
|If Lucy Fell
|2.996
|-
|34
|[[Virgin_with_rage|Nice Guys Sleep Alone]]
|2.924
|-
|35
|Shut Up and Kiss Me
|2.392
|-
|36
|Lovelife
|2.714
|-
|37
|Daffy Duck's Quackbusters
|3.803
|-
|38
|The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie
|4.047
|-
|39
|The NeverEnding Story
|3.913
|-
|40
|Inspector Gadget: The Original Series
|3.739
|-
|41
|The Nightmare Before Christmas
|3.953
|-
|42
|Pink Panther: Inspector
|3.696
|-
|43
|MythBusters: Big Blasts Edition
|4.213
|-
|44
|MythBusters: Collection 1
|4.21
|-
|45
|Tripping the Rift: Season 1
|3.317
|-
|46
|[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]
|3.901
|-
|47
|American Swing
|2.673
|-
|48
|Indie Sex
|3.276
|-
|49
|Species III
|2.938
|-
|50
|Quarantine
|3.048
|-
|51
|Street Fighter II: Animated Movie
|3.103
|-
|52
|The Animatrix
|3.686
|-
|53
|The Pigkeeper's Daughter
|4.0*
|-
|54
|Video Vixens
|1.883
|-
|55
|[[Obesity|I Want Candy]]
|2.534
|-
|56
|National Lampoon's Spring Break
|1.917
|-
|57
|Cartoon Noir
|2.427
|-
|58
|[[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|Memories]]
|3.667
|-
|59
|Read or Die
|4.054
|-
|60
|Air TV
|3.87
|-
|61
|Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles
|3.665
|-
|62
|Dead Space: Downfall
|3.277
|-
|63
|South Park: Season 1
|4.151
|-
|64
|South Park: Season 2
|3.904
|-
|65
|Tripping the Rift: Season 2
|3.622
|-
|66
|South Park: Season 3
|4.043
|-
|67
|Tripping the Rift: Season 3
|3.392
|-
|68
|South Park: Season 4
|4.127
|-
|69
|South Park: Season 5
|4.2
|-
|70
|South Park: Season 6
|4.267
|-
|71
|South Park: Season 7
|4.207
|-
|72
|South Park: Season 8
|4.24
|-
|73
|South Park: Season 9
|4.154
|-
|}
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.
 
===DVD Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|[[Sonic]] X: Season 5: Disc 2
|3.519
|-
|}
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1
|3.562
|-
|2
|Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1
|N/A
|-
|3
|Beast Wars [[Transformers]]: Season 1: Disc 1
|3.838
|-
|4
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 2
|
|-
|5
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 3
|
|-
|6
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 4
|
|-
|7
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 1
|3.963
|-
|8
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 2
|
|-
|9
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 1
|3.965
|-
|10
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 2
|
|-
|11
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 1
|3.762
|-
|12
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 2
|
|-
|13
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 3
|
|-
|14
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 4
|
|-
|15
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 1
|3.493
|-
|16
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 2
|
|-
|17
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 3
|
|-
|18
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 4
|
|-
|19
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: 1
|3.464
|-
|20
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 2
|
|-
|21
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 3
|
|-
|22
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 4
|
|-
|23
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 1
|3.436
|-
|24
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 2
|
|-
|25
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 3
|
|-
|26
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 4
|
|-
|27
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 1
|3.357
|-
|28
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 2
|
|-
|29
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 3
|
|-
|30
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 4
|
|-
|31
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 5
|
|-
|32
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 6
|
|-
|33
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 7
|
|-
|34
|Transmorphers
|1.887
|-
|35
|Transmorphers: Fall of Man
|2.26
|-
|36
|[[The_High_School_Story|Carrie]]
|3.746
|-
|37
|Zombie Strippers
|2.556
|-
|38
|Twilight
|3.8
|-
|39
|Evan Almighty
|3.488
|-
|40
|[[Adult Swim]] & Stones Present: Mad Villain
|2.393
|-
|41
|Slayers: Return
|3.858
|-
|42
|Another 9 1/2 Weeks
|2.351
|-
|43
|The First 9 1/2 Weeks
|2.835
|-
|44
|Angels & Demons
|3.757
|-
|45
|Angels & Demons: Bonus Material
|2.933
|-
|46
|The Ring
|3.552
|-
|47
|The Ring Two
|3.0
|-
|48
|Are You Being Served? The Movie
|3.31
|-
|49
|Species II
|2.979
|-
|50
|Species
|3.131
|-
|51
|Fritz the Cat
|3.012
|-
|52
|The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
|2.934
|-
|53
|Very Private Lesson
|2.92
|-
|54
|Kekko Kamen Surprise!
|2.216
|-
|55
|Kekko Kamen Returns!
|2.339
|-
|56
|Kekko Kamen New!!
|2.361
|-
|57
|Kekko Kamen Strikes Back!
|2.559
|-
|58
|Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 1
|3.978
|-
|59
|Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 2
|
|-
|60
|Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 3
|
|-
|61
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 1: Vector One
|4.17
|-
|62
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 2: Vector Two
|
|-
|63
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 3: Vector Three
|
|-
|64
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 4: Vector Four
|
|-
|65
|Shaun of the Dead
|3.959
|-
|}
 
== Stuff ==
*http://www.mediafire.com/?mmyjjjeeo0k Instant Watching
*http://www.mediafire.com/?zyw2gkknyyj Instant Watching Queue
*http://www.mediafire.com/?h2jgmwddjy0 Ordered Queue
 
{{Lists}}
 
[[Category:Websites]]

Revision as of 18:43, 16 August 2010

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