User:Dalkalopagus

Hi, I'm just a stupid High-Schooler who wastes his time on the internet, nothing interesting.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.