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[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]
'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate [[Wikipedia:alma mater|''alma mater'']], a [[Wikipedia:Community college|community college]] located in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]].  At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. After [[slow in the mind|four years of study]], Chris earned his degree; astute observers will note that associates' degrees usually take students two years in the U.S. He also made [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean's]] List, or so he claims.<ref>"I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." [[Miyamoto Saga]].</ref>
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], PVCC is the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his [[comic]]s: the evil witch in command of the villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].
==Timeline==
*Chris graduated [[Manchester High School|high school]] in June [[2000]]
*Chris began classes in PVCC in September 2000
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==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his [[birthday]].
Chris claimed that his class was reading [http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498 ''Wednesday's Child''] a story about an [[autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]].  Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.
Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In [[gal-pal]] conversations years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment, and was promptly told to leave. Naturally, Chris used [[autism]] as his excuse.{{cite}}
As well as reinforcing Chris's hatred of men, this event is what inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>
==Kicked out of college==
The college itself is intolerant of those who are [[Love Quest]]ing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance; after all, [[Virginia is for Virgins]].
By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], under the impression that Chris was soliciting [[sex]], seized [[Attraction Sign|the sign]], yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an [[anger management]] course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>
To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.
==Graduation==
After spending four years on a course of study that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in [[Applied Science]] and a [[CADD]] certificate.
Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but his [[honor roll]] sash from [[high school]] underneath his gown, yet another sign that he cannot move on from high school.
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Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|Here's Chris, actually looking kind of classy for once. Did you think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school...
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|...and THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD '''certificate'''. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''"
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==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (or, [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|on one occasion]], as '''Piedmont Virginity College''') due to the simmering grudge he holds against the school. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of [[CWCville]].
As you can imagine, when the troll message boards were created, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].
==See also==
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]
==Sauce==
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==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
*[http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]
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[[Category: Things Chris hates]]

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