Red String of Fate
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The "Red string theory" was a plot Chris came up with in 2004 to atract a boyfriend-free girl. He probably got it from Excel Saga or some other shitty animu series, as the red string is allegedly an importand metaphore in Asian courting ritual.
On August 5 2004 security-guard took Chris's red string off him. It's the last we've ever heard of the idea.
| “ | "I have a NEW idea that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING. August 5: I’ve had my worst trip to the Mall. I was working with my Heart on a Red String of Fate, when from out the blue,a JERK COP shatter my Heart and ripped up the Red String!" | ” |