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==See also==
==See also==
*[http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=104235379233340359048.000479de54a1731a2b512 Chris's Route as detailed by Google Maps]
*[http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=
104235379233340359048.000479de54a1731a2b512 Chris's Route as detailed by Google Maps]

Revision as of 23:32, 3 December 2009

Sonichu's Edge (officially Sonichu's Edge.MP4) Is A Video Uploaded December 3rd 2009. In which Chris goes "jogging". Based on the accompanying Captain's log, he made this to show that he is "pumped up for pushing Sonichu out into merchandise." This video proves that Chris has no idea what "Jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (A slow, easy jog). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00 and 3:42 where he's run out of breath and presumably needs a break due to how out of shape he is. The title is a not-to-subtle parody of the 3D platformer Mirror's Edge.

Once again, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This may have something to do with him being an HFA fatass.

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