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[[Sonichu's Edge]] (officially '''Sonichu's Edge.MP4''') Is A Video Uploaded December 3rd 2009. In which [[Chris]] goes "jogging". Based on the accompanying Captain's log, he made this to show that he is "pumped up for pushing Sonichu out into merchandise." This video proves that Chris has no idea what "Jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (A slow, easy jog). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00 and 3:42 where he's run out of breath and presumably needs a break due to how [[Chris and health#Exercise|out of shape he is]]. The title is a not-too-subtle [[parody]] of the 3D platformer [[Wikipedia: Mirror's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]. | [[Sonichu's Edge]] (officially '''Sonichu's Edge.MP4''') Is A Video Uploaded December 3rd 2009. In which [[Chris]] goes "jogging". Based on the accompanying Captain's log, he made this to show that he is "pumped up for pushing Sonichu out into merchandise." This video proves that Chris has no idea what "Jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (A slow, easy jog). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00 and 3:42 where he's run out of breath and presumably needs a break due to how [[Chris and health#Exercise|out of shape he is]]. The title is a not-too-subtle [[parody]] of the 3D platformer [[Wikipedia: Mirror's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]. | ||
Once again, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This ''may'' have something to do with him being an HFA fatass. | Once again, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This ''may'' have something to do with him being an HFA fatass. He also confuses "light jogging" with "parkour" in general. | ||
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Revision as of 00:00, 4 December 2009
Sonichu's Edge (officially Sonichu's Edge.MP4) Is A Video Uploaded December 3rd 2009. In which Chris goes "jogging". Based on the accompanying Captain's log, he made this to show that he is "pumped up for pushing Sonichu out into merchandise." This video proves that Chris has no idea what "Jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (A slow, easy jog). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00 and 3:42 where he's run out of breath and presumably needs a break due to how out of shape he is. The title is a not-too-subtle parody of the 3D platformer Mirror's Edge.
Once again, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This may have something to do with him being an HFA fatass. He also confuses "light jogging" with "parkour" in general.
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