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| "'''Sonichu Game Talk'''" (officially "'''Sonichu Game Talk Part 1'''" and "'''Sonichu Game Talk Part 2'''") is a two-part video made by Chris in August [[2008]], in which he discusses the upcoming ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu]]'' video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover to be an elaborate prank.
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| Despite making no contributions to the game, Chris assures his fans that he is working hard on the storyline, which really just boils down to [[Rosechu]] getting kidnapped at the [[mall]], like in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]. And so forth. Also, you'd be able to play each stage as any of the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
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| Throughout the video, Chris continues to segue in and out of talking about the comics, explaining how he'll be returning from the [[Time Void]] to defeat [[Count Graduon]], only to step down as Mayor of [[CWCville]] and take a less prominent role in the story. Chris also hints that Graduon will encounter [[Metal Sonichu]] later on, which will have serious ramifications down the road. He also announces [[Black Sonichu]]'s name change, and his love affair with [[Bubbles Rosechu]].
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| Chris also mentions the trust he has for his good friends [[Blanca]] and [[Robert Simmons V]], which is why he featured them in the pages of [[Sonichu 7]]. He then plugs the JK Productions blog, and signs off.
| | Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason. |
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| ==Part 1==
| | Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood. |
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| | name = Sonichu Game Talk, Part 1
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| | video = {{#ev:youtube|lCd9-ZIXEj0}}
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| | stardate = 28 [[August 2008]]
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| | subject = {{Comics|text}}; {{Video games|text}}
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| | previous = [[An Official Sonichu Update]]
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| | next = Sonichu Game Talk, Part 2
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| {{quote|I will be coming out of the, uh, time void.}}
| | === Trivia === |
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| === Transcript ===
| | Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain. |
| | | Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day. |
| An update to my loyal [[Trolls|fans]] on the Internet through the [[YouTube]]! [[Chris and his Ego|You know who I am by now]]: the big CWC, the original creator of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].
| | Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations. |
| | | It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude". |
| Alright. Well, first off, I am going to, uh, give y'all some talk as, uh, w—as, uh... ''suggested'' by my, uh, associates, who are in… on the Sonichu game that's—uh, that's, uh, in development. I'm, uh, still thinkin' about the, uh, story very much. It's in m—all—it's—well, I got a big chunk of the stories in my head. It's gonna be, like, multiple stories, like, you know... we’ll go through multiple characters—uh, all the original Sonichu and Rosechu hedgehogs. That's, uh, one idea. Yeah. So, uh...
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| Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm just gonna—anyway, I'm just gonna mention, uh, a few, uh, random, uh, things that I'm thinkin' about between the comic… and the game and... whatever else that may come out of it.
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| Mmm. As for, uh, plans—as for future plans of the game once it, uh, gets, uh… once it gets fully developed and released onto the, uh, systems, excluding the, uh, [[Hex Box|H-HEXBox]]... [''stops speaking, looking suddenly confused'']
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| Yeah. Anyway, um... [''starts tapping [[PS3]] controller against hand'']
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| Once we get this—uh, once we get the, uh, game o—game project off the ground (hopefully with the assistance of [[Miyamoto|Nintendo of America]] and [[Sega]] of America [''inhales sharply''])... we will de—w—there will definitely be the, uh, release of the [[Jimmy Hill|official Sonichu merchandise]], including officially-released and… distributed—manufactured [[medallion]]s, for, uh, one thing. Copies of my, uh, ''C''—my ''[[DVD|CWC on TV DVD]]''... that you've seen only a few bits of on the, uh, [[YouTube]]... and such, and, uh, the ac—as well as, uh, possible—uh, S—possible Sonichu action figures.
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| Mmm… let me point out one thing just, uh, so we're clear: the name of the comic is "''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". "'''''Sonichu'''''". It's about—it ''should'' be mostly about the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon—''not me''; I'm just the intrusive director, and I picked up that plotline from the anime series ''[[Excel Saga]]'', with [[Wikipedia:Shinichi Watanabe|Shinichi Watanabe]] [[Parody|doin’ pretty much the same thing that I did]].
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| But, you know, I'll give y'all a sneak peek: at the [[Sonichu 9|end of the, uh, season]], I will be [[Homo|coming out]] of the, uh, [[Time Void]]. But, also, I will be, uh, relinquish—I will be relinquishing my, uh, role as Mayor, but I will still be the main founder of [[CWCville]]. I will be giving the keys of... [''stutters unintelligibly'']. ''Storywise'', I'll be giving the keys to the city and the—and the whole Mayorship to my... imag—to my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|twin sister]]. But do note that I will still definitely be the original creator of Sonichu, no matter what, even though I'm just—even though I'm basically takin’ m’out—myself out of the story, 'cause I felt like... I've been [[Ego|hogging the spotlight]] for too long, so... at the end of the season, I will... humbly withdraw myself. But I will still be making, like, you know, ''cameo''... appearances now and then (as I see fit) in the comic. [''inhales sharply'']
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| As for the, uh, story of the, uh, game... I got a few ideas on my mind—uh, alright. So, here's the idea. Alright. At the end of seas—at the end of the comics’ season one, I will reveal that—I will reveal that, uh... I take uh, [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s, uh... ''wand''... that's, uh, also known as th—also, you know, is—has the spirit of the evil [[Count Graduon]]. He's gonna be the big, leading villain... in the second season. I'll be tossin’ the wand... tossin’ it up to [[the Moon]], and, you can take a stab at, uh, [[Metal Sonichu|who he will manifest into]]... that has been stranded on the moon since, uh… [[Sonichu 1|Number 1]]. Comic... ''Number''... One. Emphasis on the "''number''"... because... you don't wanna get messed up with Z—[[Sonichu 0|''Number'' Zero]].
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| ==Part 2==
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| | name = Sonichu Game Talk, Part 2
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| | video = {{#ev:youtube|LiIZCnAW7lY}}
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| | stardate = 28 [[August 2008]]
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| | subject = {{Comics|text}}; {{Video games|text}}
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| | style = {{Reason|text}}
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| | shirt = {{SeaGreenPolo|text}}
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| | previous = Sonichu Game Talk, Part 1
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| | next = [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008]]
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| === Transcript ===
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| So… that's something for y'all to—read the comic and get yourself familiar with.
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| Mmm… let’s see what else we got here… um… oh, yeah. It's, uh, the main point—the, uh, ''villain''. Now, uh… as far as some ideas I have upon the, uh, multiple stories, uh, I'll give ya, like, uh, beginnings of what I have in mind, in a nutshell.
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| First’ll be—first at—you’ll be able to unlock by—you'll be able to play by default in the video game—the Sonichu game... will be... Sonichu. The original—the original Sonichu. [''inhales deeply''] Basically, with the opening’d be him being—running about like, you know, like [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] would? And, then, he finds out that, uh... Rosechu's been kidnapped. So, uh, he's— so the— basically, his story will be to, uh... go out and rescue her.
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| And then, uh, event—and then, event—and then, as ''his'' story progresses, he'll get to meet all the other hed—all the other hedgehogs, as well. But, then, uh, we move on over to, uh, Rosechu's story, where, like, you know...
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| First, we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, shop—down to the [[CWCville Mall|shopping mall]], and she—and then, uh, we—uh... As she g—we follow her as she, uh, picks up the—uh, multiple number of items she, uh, wants and needs, like, uh, [''switches to a disturbing falsetto''] “Ooh! Look at that [[Amnyfest Ring|ring]]! [[Women's Rights|That ring's so pretty]]!” [''switches back to normal voice''] Yeah. And, then, eventually, she ''will'' get kidnapped, and that will be where it will tie into the beginning of ''Sonichu's'' story.
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| And then, we go to—and, then, uh, we go into [[Wild Sonichu]]'s story. Uh... not fully developed as to, like, uh, what his goal is yet, but, you know... it will definitely, uh, be like, you know... he'll be able to sss—vine swing through every level. At least, uh, he'll be able to vine swing as much as reasonably plau—possible.
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| And, then, we go onto [[Bubbles]]. [''switches to a kinda-cutesy voice''] Everybody love Bubbles. [''fully switches to cutesy voice''] Bubbles is the ''bub-bl-y'' one! [''switches back to normal voice''] Anyway, yeah. Some—uh, [[Masturbating and squirtin'|she'll get more wet]]. I mean, uh, a—all the hedgehogs will go through… all the same levels, 'cept a variation. Bubbles will be mostly being a—will mostly be able to swim. Some—so, somewhat underwater versions of those levels. And [[Angelica]], you know, well, she'll s— she’ll be flying high... casting off Wing Attacks against, uh, the enemies in ''her'' story.
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| [[Punchy]]'s, uh… he's just gonna be punchin’ down the bad guys… but, ''unlike'' Knuckles, ''not''—no—no treasure hunting. He's not a treasure hunter... He's, uh, basically just a master of the ol’… ''ninjitsu''… [''raises hands in a mock-[[Wikipedia:Ninjutsu|ninjutsu]] stance''] and something, but he mostly [''switches to a deep voice''] ''punches!'' Punch, punch, punch! [''mimes throwing punches, then returns to normal voice''] Yeah. And, then, [[Magi-Chan]], you know, he'll be ab—he'll—he’ll be similar to, like, what Silver could do, since, you know, he ''is'' the psychic one. [''slowly waves one hand, pretending to use telekinesis'']
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| And yes, [[Black Sonichu]] will, uh… yeah, definitely give him his story in the—his own storyline, like, you know… you know, basically, starts off as ba—starts off bad, like he did, but, then, uh, he gets betrayed by, uh, [[Naitsirhc]], who turns into Reldnahc. Yeah. S—so, anyway, uh… yeah, they basically lea—so, they basically leaves him… behind, and, uh… tries—goes about, uh, lookin’ up his own, uh, meaning of, uh, life, and whatnot… like, uh, similarly—how Shadow would. But, also, reveal definitely… ''Black'' Sonichu. Also, you know, for short—for Black Sonichu was “Blachu”? I'm changin' it! For his nickname, as it will be revealed—revealed in the upcoming [''switches to an increasingly gay voice''] [[Sonichu 8|"Spring Break issue"]]! [''drops gay voice and puts on a vaguely Mexican accent''] Everybody have fun on Spring Break! [''returns to normal voice''] He will prefer to be called ''“Blake”''. Simply “Blake”.
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| Yeah. So, anyway, yeah, Blake's fartin' around with Bubbles… [''switches to kinda-cutesy voice again''] but Bubbles likes to try to think that she can keep it—keep it to herself, like, you know, she wants to l—she wants—she has a, like, uh, you know… [''fully switches to cutesy voice again''] ooh, she turned on by the [''abruptly switches to a bad Palpatine impression''] ''Dark Side''... of the Force… [''returns to normal voice''] and all the ''[[Duck|naught-i-ness]]'' that Black—that Blake will want to bring with him! But it's obvious to Ro—it's obvious to original Rosechu. So, she talks to—so, she…—what's the word I'm looking for? What's the wor—you know, uh... oh, yeah. She gossips with Ang—she gossips with Angelica about it.
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| Anyway, uh, among all the, uh, stories between my Electric Hedgehogs and, uh, myself, I'll be leaving s—the, uh, s—at the end of the s—first season. Mmm… I'll have a feeling that, you know, I'll be able to, uh, work better, once in real life I actually do find my woman to become my ''[[sweetheart]]''… but… you know, it's so—it's nice to know that I actually do have a… good [[gal-pal]] that I made over the Internet recently, whose, uh, inspired character—she was inspired by me. Her inspired character I've given my full approval f—of and introduced in the comic I just uploaded to what is now—can also be considered to be… [[Sonichu.net]]! ''“Nothin' but net.”'' Screw your ''com''! I got da net! Yeah.
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| Her name is, uh, y—sh—her online name is, uh, [[Blanca|KawaiiKitsune]]… and she is the—and she, herself, is the original character of—the new bubblegum pop star: [''holds up drawing of [[Jiggliami]] while speaking in the cutesy voice yet again''] ''Jiggliami''! Jiggliamiii… [''returns to normal voice''] Yeah. So, like, you know, uh... it's possible she may, uh, act—she and I might actually meet in the future, but, uh... Yeah, 'cause, you know… I—reason why I put—I allowed, uh, like, you know, interviews with, uh, KawaiiKitsune and, uh, [[Robert Simmons V]]? 'Cause those two—they both, res—they both—"each" have earned my trust… in their own way, between, uh, Robert's YouTube videos and, uh... just—uh, and then, a whole bunch of, uh, honest chats between, uh, Kawaii... Yeah. So, basically... they both earned my trust, so I give 'em... ''radio interview'' on the—in the comic between [[Jamsta]] and [[Lolisa|Lo-isa]]! [''"sings"''] ''Lolisaaa!'' [''pauses and returns to normal voice''] Yeah.
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| Okay. So, uh, anyway, point is... Sonichu game: I just gave you the, uh, details on that… gave you a little sneak peek at the, uh... Spring Break issue… and, uh... and the Season One. But, uh, basically, the, uh, Sonichu game will definitely have, uh, you know, stories between… Sonichu and Rosechu and all—and the other hedgehogs. The—they're like if y—or like, uh, they'll, uh, start it—they'll start off with the stories that originally originate in Season One. They'll mostly be, uh, the newer stories that'll be s—revealed in Season Two.
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| Alright. So, anyway, that's the, uh… update. Be sure you go to, uh, sonichugame.blogspot.com… to, uh, talk to my associates over at… JK… [''stifles a burp and exhales loudly''] Productions. Or, uh, con—or, uh, talk about how you're lookin' forward to the game because… yep… just like sonichu.''net'', I'm excited—I'm excited about the game, as well. I don't have any ''future'' plans as of this point, but, uh… you know, I think my—I'll feel better when my future's set, when I have my, uh, sweetheart.
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| So... thank you very much, everyone of you, for your, uh, patronage. And I hope y'all have a pleasant day.
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