Speech impediment

Chris has several problems that may stem from a Southern US accent and dialect along with a genuine speech problem. It has appeared to worsen over time due to the fact that he spoke clearly and normally in his older videos, while he frequently stutters in the more recent ones. This could possibly be attributed to the "stress" gained from dealing with the trolls, or the fact that he doesn't interact vocally with as many people as he did when he was in college and high school.

His problems in verbal communication most likely stem from either the extended period of "muteness" that he was under, purportedly lasting from the age of one and a half years old to seven or his autism, in which speech difficulties are very common. One should note that what he types on the internet generally tends to be significantly more coherent and grammatically correct than how he speaks. This may indicate that while writing, he has more time and freedom to determine what he says. Given the various, glaring errors in the Sonichu comics, one can guess just how coherent his speech is.

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Non-Impediment Words

Many of Chris-chan's abbreviations are common in Southern accents and speech in general: "Y'all," "'em," "gee-tar," "givin'," and so on are uttered by many people who aren't Chris. These may sound strange for one who is not familiar with such pronuncations, but if Chris's only verbal problem was dropping the occasional g or l, there wouldn't be a "speech impediment" entry.

He also grossly mispronounces names, e.g. "Fills-eye-mez" and "Mayamoto", but this is easily explained as Chris being subliterate and not knowing how to pronounce non-English names.

Likely Impediments

Chris's diction is very staggered. He fills up dead space with "Um"s and "uh"s, or, when attempting to be sweet/romantic, "hmmmm"s, and further likes to pause and take deep breaths to break up sentences. Deep breaths and pauses are a training method for folk with speech impediments, so it is obvious that he has some difficulty there, especially considering all the other crap that makes him so hard to understand. The worst of it is his occasional tendency to forget what he's talking about in the space of one of his pauses, and to continue rambling on a completely different subject, or occasionally the same subject with some key piece of information omitted. This is really pronounced in the Official Videobooks, where he'll lose his place and skip lines of dialogue, only to continue like nothing happened.

Chris can't seem to pronounce the letter "X" very well, pronouncing it more like the German "Esszett," or double-S (ß, also known as "long s"). Thus we have Chris complaining about how homosetssuals are wearing Atsse body spray. Besides that, he tends to mash phrases into lumpy, assorted-candies-melted-together blobs that sound sort of like English while also sounding like his tongue is just flopping around in his mouth without actually communicating anything. Could one easily figure out that "BUHbyenose" is meant to be "but if anybody knows"? Another fan favorite is "Ensykapeia Dramakka paysh". Even worse are when he mispronounces words in ways that veer way out of the "Southern accent" excuse zone. Southerners cut off a lot of g's, but they're not precisely known for mixing up r's and w's as with "rell-wested" (well-rested) and "rishes" (wishes). At some point, trying to find a pattern in how Chris mispronounces words becomes futile, adding consonants to some words and taking them away from others. It's safe to say these are full-blown impediment issues. Combine all this with a constant stammer and you have the reason why there are so many videos without transcripts.

Slang and Word Phobias

In the case of words like "da," Chris might be trying to take a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, and winding up sounding like a marketing executive trying desperately to sound casual and relaxed to his target audience. Others, including famous CWC-isms like "tobacky", "niggos", and "gaybian," are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a wussy manchild who can't even speak the name of objects or concepts he finds repulsive. This isn't a speech impediment per se, but it's quite indicative of how immature he is. While it isn't technically a speech impediment, these CWC-isms combine with his existing speech problems and his accent to form what you might call logorrhoea, literally "word flux". Basically, it's verbal diarrhea: a constant stream of almost-words that try to mean something and fail, hard-style.

Written Language

Chris's typing is every bit as fucked up as his speech, if not more so. Among Chris's strange habits is the tendency to Randomly Capitalize Words, Especially Those which Hold Importance to the Sentence. Also, when trying to get a point across, Chris will lapse into ALL-CAPS SPEECH TO MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU'RE GETTING HIS MESSAGE, PEDOFORK. Oh, and let's not forget the actual syntax. Read this message he said about the gays, and try to spot the problems:

“	if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"	”
Chris, 02 January 2009, 11:59

Not only is Chris redundant in his first sentence ("illegal and forbidden"), but he makes up a word in the second, "instinctions". An English teacher would have a field day with this quote. This only scratches the surface of what is wrong with his writing. (Also, Chris seems to have never picked up a dictionary. "Secondary definition"? Really?)