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{{quote|Abstinence, if you're just learning about it, abstinence is nothing but crap. It is a whole fucking bunch of baloney. If eh- if I had the opportunity, I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP- FUCK ABSTINENCE". Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get, you end up being an adult virgin, or even worse, a senior citizen virgin and that is like a hell to most anybody. [[Chris and his Ego|And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, promotes you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!"]]. |[[Chris]], [[F Abstinance|still unaware of why he's a virgin]]. 28 [[March 2010]].}}
{{quote|Momentary pause to recollect. I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)!  I'm the la—I am the manly '''tiga''' (manly tiga)! You're the sleek, sexy panther! [[Rape|I pounce on you, you run away]]. I haven't missed that chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then we pump [[Chris and Sex|(pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump)]] until we'll be have our little [[Crystal Weston Chandler|tiga-panther cubs]]!|[[Chris]], [[IPods Down and Listen Up|planning rape while under the influence of Viagra]]. 15 [[December 2009]].}}

Revision as of 18:42, 6 April 2010

“ Momentary pause to recollect. I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)! I'm the la—I am the manly tiga (manly tiga)! You're the sleek, sexy panther! I pounce on you, you run away. I haven't missed that chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then we pump (pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump) until we'll be have our little tiga-panther cubs! ”
Chris, planning rape while under the influence of Viagra. 15 December 2009.
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