Difference between revisions of "The Kevin and Bean Show Segment"
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''' | <font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Saved so I won't lose the colour. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> --he's just a weird, geeky guy and he... ''[trails off]'' ...you're not usually a stellar choice, but tomorrow, you'll find out why it's '[[wikipedia:Top_Gun|Top Gun]] Day'. Apparently there's a new holiday joining the calender, guys, that we didn't know about. Top Gun Day. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> Hmmm...! | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Find out more about that, also actor [[wikipedia:Steve_Zahn|Steve Zahn]]'s gonna join us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Comedy section of ''[[unknown]]''-dot-com. ''I'm'' wondering if this is a ''real'' guy, you know, a real geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius and this is some kind of crazy character he's created. What do you guys think? | ||
''' | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> Hold up one second. | ||
''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Announcer 1:'''</font> The reenactments and commentary in this program may contain frank talk of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised. ''[First guy laughs during this]'' | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Alright, now that we got that in... | ||
''' | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> H-Hold on. | ||
''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Announcer 2:'''</font>This program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Right, so he turns this... | ||
''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Announcer 3:'''</font> This dialog contains sexually explicit content. Viewer discretion is advised. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> He's a guy, who-- | ||
''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Announcer 4:'''</font> These images are too shocking for young children. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> ---he's sitting, he's sitting--- | ||
''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Announcer 5:'''</font> A warning: the following you're about to see and hear is explicit. Viewer discretion is advised. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> ---he's sitting in his room and he's describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who want to video tape this and put it up on the internet and know these sorts of things about him and I figure, there must be some other reason he's got. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> It ''sounds''-- by the way, if he's an actor, then he's a ''genius''. | ||
''' | <font color="Pink">'''Presenter 3:'''</font> ''Yes.'' | ||
''' | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> It sounds like he got some sort of response to videos that he has already video taped of himself and put up on online. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> He also has his own little YouTube channel. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> And he's developed a ''cult'' of people who can't believe what he's talking about. Yes. | ||
''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Announcer 6:'''</font> Parental discretion is advised. | ||
''' | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> Alright, so, um, this is ''him''... | ||
''' | <font color="Pink">'''Presenter 3:'''</font> ''[Mumbles quickly. Girl laughs during this]'' | ||
'''Announcer | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Alright, here we go. | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Announcer 7:'''</font> If you have little children nearby and you allow them to listen to this conversation, you are a bad parent. A ''very'' bad parent. You are seriously ''[censored]'' up. | |||
''[video up to 2:03]'' | ''[video up to 2:03]'' | ||
Revision as of 04:36, 15 May 2010
The Kevin and Bean Show Segment is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled The Kevin and Bean Show on KROQ 106.7 FM in California find Chris's Captain's Log Stardate April 29th 2009 and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified. So horrified that they spend 2 and a half minutes playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play the tape.
This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about Christian Weston Chandler and his antics.
Transcript
Chris: Saved so I won't lose the colour.
Presenter 1: --he's just a weird, geeky guy and he... [trails off] ...you're not usually a stellar choice, but tomorrow, you'll find out why it's 'Top Gun Day'. Apparently there's a new holiday joining the calender, guys, that we didn't know about. Top Gun Day.
Presenter 2: Hmmm...!
Presenter 1: Find out more about that, also actor Steve Zahn's gonna join us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Comedy section of unknown-dot-com. I'm wondering if this is a real guy, you know, a real geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius and this is some kind of crazy character he's created. What do you guys think?
Presenter 2: Hold up one second.
Announcer 1: The reenactments and commentary in this program may contain frank talk of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised. [First guy laughs during this]
Presenter 1: Alright, now that we got that in...
Presenter 2: H-Hold on.
Announcer 2:This program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.
Presenter 1: Right, so he turns this...
Announcer 3: This dialog contains sexually explicit content. Viewer discretion is advised.
Presenter 1: He's a guy, who--
Announcer 4: These images are too shocking for young children.
Presenter 1: ---he's sitting, he's sitting---
Announcer 5: A warning: the following you're about to see and hear is explicit. Viewer discretion is advised.
Presenter 1: ---he's sitting in his room and he's describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who want to video tape this and put it up on the internet and know these sorts of things about him and I figure, there must be some other reason he's got.
Presenter 2: It sounds-- by the way, if he's an actor, then he's a genius.
Presenter 3: Yes.
Presenter 2: It sounds like he got some sort of response to videos that he has already video taped of himself and put up on online.
Presenter 1: He also has his own little YouTube channel.
Presenter 2: And he's developed a cult of people who can't believe what he's talking about. Yes.
Announcer 6: Parental discretion is advised.
Presenter 2: Alright, so, um, this is him...
Presenter 3: [Mumbles quickly. Girl laughs during this]
Presenter 1: Alright, here we go.
Announcer 7: If you have little children nearby and you allow them to listen to this conversation, you are a bad parent. A very bad parent. You are seriously [censored] up.
[video up to 2:03]
Sauses
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