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=Dating profiles= | |||
Chris has created a number of profiles for dating websites over the years. Like everything else Chris does, these endeavors are usually made of pure fail. | |||
==OKCupid== | |||
[[File:OkCupidProfile.jpg|thumb|Screencap of Chris's OKCupid profile]] | |||
OKCupid is one of the more popular dating websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OKCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. The ability to stalk thousands of internet girls without paying a dime must have been a very attractive prospect for Chris. | |||
Chris created the site in Late [[February 2009]], and his final login was in early [[March 2009|March]]. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers for true honest love. | |||
===Profile Text=== | |||
I am Autistic, Fun, and Creative. | |||
''OKCupid allows you to pick three adjectives to describe yourself, which it uses to make your headline.'' | |||
'''My Self-Summary''' | |||
I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone. | |||
I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them. | |||
I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me. | |||
Who I'd like to meet: | |||
Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend. | |||
'''Looking for:''' New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex | |||
''There are a variety of other fields such as religion, height weight, etc. Chris left all of them blank.'' | |||
Revision as of 12:56, 6 April 2010
Dating profiles
Chris has created a number of profiles for dating websites over the years. Like everything else Chris does, these endeavors are usually made of pure fail.
OKCupid
OKCupid is one of the more popular dating websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OKCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. The ability to stalk thousands of internet girls without paying a dime must have been a very attractive prospect for Chris.
Chris created the site in Late February 2009, and his final login was in early March. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers for true honest love.
Profile Text
I am Autistic, Fun, and Creative.
OKCupid allows you to pick three adjectives to describe yourself, which it uses to make your headline.
My Self-Summary
I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.
I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.
I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me. Who I'd like to meet: Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.
Looking for: New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
There are a variety of other fields such as religion, height weight, etc. Chris left all of them blank.