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Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the internet, self-centered and devoid of any follow-up.  While most of them were short negatve statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.
==The Forsaken==
{{quotebox|You're singing [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|my song]].  I was [[Chris and his Ego|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself...}}
===Brit-Tay Rosechu===
 
[[Image:brittay.JPG|thumb|left|Skank]]
...from the internet]]. now there is only [[List of Chris's lies|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me.  And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their gross, uncool amusement. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP!  Do you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}
Essentially the [[Rosechu (species)|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for [[Women's Rights|strutting around in slutty clothes]], but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearance. The end of her tail appears to have been chewed on at some point. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.
 
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{{quotebox|This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.
===Bride Rosechu===
 
[[Image:bride.JPG|thumb|left|Bitch]]
I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."
A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress, she was apparently betrothed to [[Asperchu]] but was declared too weak and feeble. Speaking with strong religious overtones, it could be said she is set-up to be an [[Angelica]] clone were this sort of accusation of unoriginality not redundant by now.
 
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243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040}}
===Moe Rosechu===
[[Image:moe.JPG|thumb|left|Slut]]
A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes. Inadvertently or otherwise, her tail resembles a hockey stick.
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===Mary Rosechu===
[[Image:maryrosechu.JPG|thumb|left|Whore]]
A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. Has a missing ear for unexplained reasons. Wants to have a long, soapy bath, which she probably won't be able to feel.

Revision as of 16:27, 21 June 2010

The Forsaken

Brit-Tay Rosechu

Skank

Essentially the regular Rosechu, right down to a proclivity for strutting around in slutty clothes, but famished and dirty in appearance. The end of her tail appears to have been chewed on at some point. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.

Bride Rosechu

Bitch

A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress, she was apparently betrothed to Asperchu but was declared too weak and feeble. Speaking with strong religious overtones, it could be said she is set-up to be an Angelica clone were this sort of accusation of unoriginality not redundant by now.

Moe Rosechu

Slut

A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes. Inadvertently or otherwise, her tail resembles a hockey stick.

Mary Rosechu

Whore

A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. Has a missing ear for unexplained reasons. Wants to have a long, soapy bath, which she probably won't be able to feel.

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