User:CaptainCanuck

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

I emailed him a few times, but only got one real reply. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

The Breast Milk Hypothesis

So basically I think there is something more sinister about Chris' man boobs than meets the eye. Join me as I contemplate horrors.

The hypothesis: Chris may have been switched to an anti psychotic when he got off Paxil, and he may be too stupid to know the difference. Somewhere in the mailbags he mentioned being on a different anti depressant, but let's face it: Chris doesn't know what he's talking about. I'll run through the case for being on the drugs. Here is the page for Risperidone, one of the most common anti psychotics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risperidone .

Note under Indications and Uses: treatment of irritability associated with autistic disorder in children and young adults

Now, the side effects could explain some of the things going on with Chris, or could be compounded with his lifestyle to make them worse. Side effects include weight gain. Again, compounded with all the fast food, this could explain why he keeps getting huger. My understanding of weight gain is that eventually the person will hit a plateau, this could be why Chris hasn't. Sedation and sexual dysfunction are included, and Chris has very little energy at the best of times.

But more to my point, Ripseridone also increases the amount of prolactin in the blood; this causes the breasts to grow and produce milk. As the article says: Although lactation is possible in both sexes using other antipsychotic drugs, risperidone is the biggest offender. This drug is an obvious candidate for the cause of Chris' bitch tits. Also, if milk is involved, then he could have gotten the sports bras to stop it from seeping through his clown shirts.

It's also mentioned under CWC Cums for a Cat that Chris has a lactation fetish. This could be more of his infatuation with himself. If he finds his own seeping bosom attractive, then he may be confirmed for asexual.

ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND

Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter.