User:Lime/Just Bugs Me

• As the comic has shown, Chris' portrayal in the comic is highly idealized to the point of being a complete Mary Sue. Likewise, in the comic, Chris is essentially the mayor of his own City of Sue (The Suepreme ruler of the Sueniverse, if you will) where anything he wants, goes...so why can't Chris' comic version find a boyfriend-free girl either? It's his universe - if he wanted, he could essentially create an entire harem for himself out of nowhere, and even then, being mayor of a city would probably give him better ways to find women than loitering around shopping malls waiting for someone to show up. And what kind of mayor does nothing but loiter around the city's shopping malls anyway?
  • My guess: that's what you have when "Write What You Know" collides with "The Nice Guy Syndrome". He's so used to not being in a relationship that he just can't write a relationship even if his life depended on it. So he keeps his comic version pathetically single, but keeps throwing the "it's not his fault" card. That's just a guess from someone who used to have quite an Author-Sue in his (fortunately) never written neverending saga...
    • Not that not being able to write a relationship has stopped him before, as far as Sonichu and Rosechu's romance goes...which also serves as proof why Chris should never write romance in the first place.
    • Didn't he once say that he considers the romance to be the best part of Sonichu?
    • Yes, the "romance".
  • It is entirely possible that he portrays his author avatar as single in the hope that a female will read the comic, see that he's available, and track him down. If the fictional CWC was shown in a relationship, his readers would assume that the real-life CWC was in one as well, thus denying him a chance to grind up a girlfriend.
    • Considering the comic itself is just one giant advertisement for himself on his Love-Quest, this sounds plausible...it's just that the comic doesn't exactly flatter Chris in the way he intended.
      • Or in any other way, for that matter.
  • It's also likely that he's so set on his "Men can passively attract women" mindset that he expects his comic characters to follow it as well. Notice that in pretty much every relationship in the comic, the guy doesn't really do anything to win the girl; as the CWCki points out, Rosechu pretty much just falls for Sonichu because he exists.
    • Disregard the above: Looks like Lovely Weather is basically Chris' own make-believe wife now.
    • Which he cheated on with Meg Griffin of Family Guy, So Yeah....
      • I think this could demonstrate that on the miracle chance Chris-chan actually got a girlfriend, he'd cheat on her without a second thought and not understand if she got angry.
        • Good thing the odds are against that opportunity ever presenting itself. It's highly improbable CWC will ever have a TRUE and HONEST girlfriend, but the chances of him finding TWO women who are interested in him? Just ain't happening.

• Why did Chris record the part where Bob comes in for the "This is my house video".
  • I don't think he's got video editing software.
  • No, he definitely does. Have you seen his Parappa The Rapper contest entry? It was full of camera effects and edits. Plus, if you watch the original there is a jumpcut. Why would he even bother recording something like this. He wasn't going to show it to anybody, he could've just deleted it. He appeared to turn something off when Bob came in. But apparently a camera was still running.
    • I think he lost access to his video editing software.
  • Maybe he just turned off the TV and forgot to stop the recording? (This is Chris we're talking about, he's capable of doing something that improbably stupid.) In any case, it's a good thing that such a lulzfest managed to get caught on camera.
  • I don't know. Something bugs me about this, it just seems unlikely.
  • Accidentally recording it and then posting it seems likely, since I'm pretty sure Chris doesn't actually watch his videos before posting them online.
  • Simple. Bob comes in mid-video and tells Chris to "Shut that goddamn thing off!", refering to the camera. Chris shuts off the TV, assuming that it will turn off the PSEye he was using. When he uploads the video, he looks at the mid-video still and sees Bob. He immediately deletes the video, edits it, then reuploads it. However, it's too late, trolls already have it archived.

• In the infamous Sonichu 10, Ultra Sonichu meets Asperchu who asks him to "cure" him of his Aspergers and find a girlfriend, and Ultra Sonichu does so through a EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVERtm, which somehow also gives him nice blue eyes, long blonde hair and a liposuction. If Ultra Sonichu has this power, why didn't he ever use it to, you know, help his "father"?
  • You mean why Sonichu didn't "cure" Chris of his autism? Well... Maybe it's because autism is Christian's favourite excuse for refusing to do anything with his life, and thus Chris doesn't actually want to get rid of it. Or, more likely, it's because Chris was too busy exacting his idiotic "revenge" on Alec Benson Leary to be bothered with something as trivial as putting any thought into his writings.
  • Not to mention he is convinced that he doesn't need any of that stuff: He thinks he's handsome because his mom says he is.

• It bugs me that they didn't keep the guy who did Sonichu 11. Vivian is a fine riffer and all, but season 2 isn't really funny. Maybe it'll get better but this new comics just seems dull.
  • At the time of this writing (5 June) fan-made Sonichu 11 is back on CWCipedia.

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