You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

Gallery of fail Chris added to his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article in March 2008 . It is presented here exactly as it originally appeared then.

You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

And it is shown in the following clips:

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  I let myself get taunted and jeered to the max.

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  I Called Myself a FREAK!

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  I had my head rubbed vigerously against a rough carpet.

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  And it left me shedding Tears of Blood.

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  I set my ASS ON FIRE!

• MajorWedgie.jpg

  I was given the worst wedgie of my life!

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  I crashed full-speed into walls!

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  I got DRENCHED in Soda, turned bad from the accident.

• Dogpile.jpg

  I was piled on by a bunch of Jerkops.

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  I led a comet into a path of my self-destruction.

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  I was gripped by mattalic digits by my head.

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  The bad guys don't play fair!

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  And I dropped myself.

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  I had major headaches.

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  I got hit in the head for showing affection for my sweetest Megan.

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  Not to mention being BEAT UP Numerously.

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  Got my ass handed to me by a cripple.

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  I got my ass handed to me by someone old enough to be my mom.

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  Grossed Myself the FREAK OUT!

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  I let myself fall into an ABYSS.

• IgnoredMyself.jpg

  I ignored myself.

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  Drew myself Stupidly.

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  I've worn myself unconsious.

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  And I served myself on a Silver Platter!