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Quote of the Now   “   If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with. And I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.   „   —Chris in Nerdy Q&A

Article of the Now The PlayStation 4 is a video game console created by Sony, originally released in North America on November 15th, 2013. In February 2016, Chris requested one such console for his 34th birthday. Needless to say, he did not receive it. However, it was later revealed that Chris had in fact acquired the game console, citing a true and loyal fan as the one who sent it - albeit further investigations point to the possibility that Chris purchased it for himself and made up a person for whatever reason. Only time will tell if Chris truly received the console as a gift, or is simply trying to ruse us. (Read more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris gets served with a one month ban from The GAMe PLACe. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Evan killed Mommy? ...that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ...that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works? ...that Chris gave up free sex with a girl because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? ...that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ...that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ...that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ...that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms?

Da Update 27 March - In a livestream Chris answers 10 written questions from his "associate" about being a "nerd girl." 24 March - Chris acknowledges the fact that there was no audio in the prior video, and apologises for it on video. Ironically, he ends up making the same mistake again, and the audio gets cut off too. 23 March - Chris uploads CWC's Destiny start. 22 March - Chris removes the Director Commentary video and reuploads it with all the parts combined. Chris also uploads the original Autism tutorial video. 20 March - Chris releases a Director Commentary for the Autism Tutorial. 16 March - Barb defends herself at trial and loses, and is ordered to pay $4,706.93 to Discover plus $56.00 in court costs. 14 March - It's revealed that Discover Bank is suing Barb for not paying debts. PSN Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist for the PS4. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here. CWCki News Kiwi Farms Check out Chris's own section in Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.) STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review. Improvement Project of the Now The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is... CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT!

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