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I am Most Certainly Entitled to the True, Honest, Loving and Good Relationship, because I Have been In and Out of more than Ten Faulty Relationships, Real And Theoretical, Long Before You. And I had been Forced to get used to feeling in a Constant Depressed State for Years, aside from the times when I was In Love that got me Best Out of that Slump! No Single Person Should Ever Have To be Used to Feeling Depressed for So Damn Long A Time, even With medications that Try and Fail to get them Out Of That Depression!!!


—One of Chris's e-mails to Catherine which were leaked on 15 December 2014.

Article of the Now


2014 has been quite the rough year for Chris. Starting off like previous years, not much had happened, nor really expected, until a coffee maker in the lower bathroom of the Chandler household had started an electrical fire; thus, burning down most of the property. Chris, his mother, and a few remaining pets managed to escape, but were left in a temporary home for the time being. Things went quiet for the few months that followed the inferno, until Chris had once again become active that summer, when he began petitioning off and bidding original artwork on eBay, Craigslist, and other auctioning sites. With mixed results, it seemed Chris may have been recovering, both financially and in his self-entitled career.

Unfortunately, it didn't last long, as by late summer/early fall, Chris had apparently found himself a new sweetheart, who was expected to be yet another fabricated lover. This speculation was met by even more false hope, in the form of "I Love You, Catherine", Chris's first video of 2014, addressed to (yet again) a new relationship he had apparently been in. It was later proven in November that 'Catherine' was in fact a troll persona (yet the anonymous sweetheart still remains a mystery), misleading Chris into a gradual bout of depression; also known as weening, a practice which has been highly frowned upon by the community. Also, any hope of happiness he had when his Facebook friends helped him make a new website was drowned in tobacky once it received immediate DDoS attacks from weens, got complaints over its name of "Spergweb", and began spewing 404 errors.

With only a month left in the year, it seems that this may be Chris's lowest point, yet. And while his egotism still shines through a bit in recent months (such as with his irrational boycott of Sonic Boom), many have come to simply pity Chris for everything that's gone on in his life, as of now.

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This Day in Christory

More like women with penises, mirite?

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris drops by #sonichu and is informed that he has a large female fanbase.


Did You Know...

  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
  • ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?

Da Update


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Chris was last spotted playing LittleBigPlanet 3 for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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