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Quote of the Now

“	EVERY SINLE INDIVIDUAL, ALL OF YOU, ME! We are all perverts! Good, neutral, bad, light powered, evil, good, light powered, good, light power, neutral, bad, evil. That range, all of you, no matter what, we are all perverts! It's not that great. In fact, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed of myself for being a pervert. And then I'm just ashamed of just people who are perverts and how they exhibit themselves and just there's too much sex on TV. There's too much sex media. I mean sure, it's fine and all, but if you don't want to have future generations be perverts, then why is this shit on the internet, on the TV, and everything? [stress sigh] But it is. So, what are we going to do about this? There has to be a way to tone this down or something. I don't know. Maybe I went into a rant there, but I'm staying a truth. I'm stating truth here. Alright? [sigh]	”
Chris in C-Log 03182026.

Article of the Now

C-Log 03182026 is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 18 March 2026. He is still curious about a supposed video he remembers titled "Chris-Chan Sucks" which he claims is from 2006, he had posted about it a month prior.

Summary:

Chris blames his past behavior on SSRI meds.
Chris has been a bad person before.
Chris is dumb sometimes.
The CWCki needs to stop with the bigfoot photos.
This supposedly isn't a rant video.
We are all perverts.
Chris is annoyed of leaked phone calls with theoretical exes.
Chris gives a shoutout to Otaku King, seemingly keeping up with him and his videos (Chris tells him he can reach out). He is sorry about his phone. He asks us to help him out.
Chris tripped and fell on 13 February due to being in a hurry, and he also stubbed his right toe. Bad luck!
Chris came down with a cold last week and is still recovering.
Prerecorded video will be posted on 20 March, and Chris will open more slots on Cameo soon.that it had given him diarrhea.

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Improvement Project of the Now

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OkCupid

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Did You Know...

... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris gets trolled IRL by Emily and the Man in the Pickle Suit. It is interesting to note that he brought his 81-year old father along to what was his first date.

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Da Update

It is currently March 2026. It has been...

34

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

73

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

0

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

18 March - Chris uploads C-Log 03182026.
6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1.
27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue.
24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8.
23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2.
21 February
- It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc.
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.

CWCipedia Tracker

Under the 14 November 2009 daily comic update plan, Chris published 137 comic pages and missed 159 days! Since the plan's discontinuation on February 24th and death of the CWCipedia on May 30th, Chris has gone three months straight without updates.

1 June - Hamsty adds the pages 8-10, Mao clarifies the issue of Sonichu copyrights.
31 May - Pages 6 and 7 of the season 2 are added by Hamsty, as is the page explaining the current state of Sonichu copyrights.
30 May - Hamsty adds the 5 first pages of Sonichu Season 2, and updates the FAQ page and the bios for Sonichu and Rosechu. Later on, Deconstructing Chris article is added by Hamsty.
30 May - Due to the abandonment by Chris, Hamsty the Hamster takes over as the new Captain of the CWCipedia.
27 May - Later, the wiki finally gives out and dies, only to be resurrected by Mao in a flurry of dicks.
27 May - The vandalism extravaganza continues. Chris announces that he has abandoned the CWCipedia.

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