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Quote of the Now “ You could be surviving as strong as [Bob] is. ” Chris in a Cameo to enabler Philip who has been hospitalized

Article of the Now The Incest Texts refer to text messages sent by Chris in which he discussed his incestuous affair with his mother. Screenshots of the texts are undated. Clues indicate a possible date of the night of 28 July 2021. If true this would place the texts as occurring a day after the Incest Call. The recipient of the texts is similarly unclear; clues indicate Chris sent the messages to Bella. This conversation took place over the encrypted text/video call app Signal, which Chris recommended out of concern the government may hack the conversation (having learned about the app by using it to communicate with Null). The texts were leaked on the early morning hours of 30 July 2021, at 1:32 AM EST, by Fiona. The content of the Texts is disturbing with Chris describing his intimate moments with Barbara in detail. Chris also claims that he sent meditation tracks to Barbara to simulate her brain, and that he pleasured Barbara better than his father. The Texts, along with the Incest Call, led to Chris being jailed on an incest charge for nearly two years, until the autism disorder deferred disposition caused the court to dismiss the charge in exchange for Chris completing the program's terms. (More...) Improvement Project of the Now The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment are... OkCupid Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT! Did You Know... ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, Megan finds out that Chris has bought her a Nintendo DS. (more...) Also, in 2009, Chris creates 3 quizzes for his fans to answer: Christian Weston Chandler, CWC Random Humor and Sonichu Quiz from CWC. (more...)

Check this Out Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 32 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 25 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 35 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. 11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts. 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. 1 April - Chris posts a "confession" video. 29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose. 28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCipedia Tracker Under the 14 November 2009 daily comic update plan, Chris published 137 comic pages and missed 159 days! Since the plan's discontinuation on February 24th and death of the CWCipedia on May 30th, Chris has gone three months straight without updates. 1 June - Hamsty adds the pages 8-10, Mao clarifies the issue of Sonichu copyrights. 31 May - Pages 6 and 7 of the season 2 are added by Hamsty, as is the page explaining the current state of Sonichu copyrights. 30 May - Hamsty adds the 5 first pages of Sonichu Season 2, and updates the FAQ page and the bios for Sonichu and Rosechu. Later on, Deconstructing Chris article is added by Hamsty. 30 May - Due to the abandonment by Chris, Hamsty the Hamster takes over as the new Captain of the CWCipedia. 27 May - Later, the wiki finally gives out and dies, only to be resurrected by Mao in a flurry of dicks. 27 May - The vandalism extravaganza continues. Chris announces that he has abandoned the CWCipedia. ««« All CWC-changes, all the time. »»»

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