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Article of the Week SLGBTQ is a CWC-ism variant of the more common acronym LGBTQ, an acronym for "lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer". Chris coined his variant on the term sometime in April or May 2017 but did not explain the reasoning behind his alteration until a Facebook post on 21 May 2017. He has since used the term consistently in contexts where most people would use the more conventional acronym, cementing its CWC-ism status. The "Q", for the blanket terms "queer" or "questioning", is a reasonably common addition by modern activists. Chris paid fairly little attention to the letter in his explanation; he likely picked it up from organizations such as the Human Rights Campaign or Cville Pride, both of whom routinely include it. More notable is Chris's inclusion of an "S" for "straight", which he explained as being to welcome non-LGBTQ people "with open hearts". As straight people make up the vast majority of the population, Chris's new acronym covers almost everyone (with the notable exception of asexuals), thus defeating the purpose of identifying LGBTQ people as a minority group with common attributes. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,037 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 258 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 669 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 676 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris visited the Charlottesville Best Buy and spent $60.87 on Nintendo DS games and a pink memory card. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo? ... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC? ... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training? ... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off? ... and that Chris was working on it!? ... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

Quote of the Now “ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris Da Update It is currently June 2024. It has been... 5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting. 29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house. 28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart. 26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party. 24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas. 19 May - Chris's car is spotted parked at the Big Island house. 12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent. Recently Uncovered Info 30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020 20 May - Priorities from December 2019 19 May - Conjuring Movies from January 2021 18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020 27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024 19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019 11 April - Cults3D from January 2024 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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