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Quote of the Now “ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris

Article of the Now The Impulse Gay Social Club was a non-profit gay social club located on 1417 North Emmet St. in Charlottesville, Virginia. In mid-2015, it was an important social outlet for Chris, as he seemed to be the happiest he'd ever been in the years following his dad's death. However, he gradually stopped going. The Charlottesville location has been closed since 1 July 2020. In August 2014, Chris came out as a "Lesbian Identified Male," or as he eventually put it on his OKCupid profile, "a Female, Lesbian Soul in this Male Body; a Lesbian Transwoman (Very Interested in Women) (no operation)." In early October, Chris learned that troll sweetheart Catherine would be in Charlottesville for Halloween, and he began to make plans for them to wear matching costumes in public with a "Lesbians Through Time" theme. When Catherine bailed, Chris decided to make the best of it, and attended the Halloween party at Impulse alone. While his non-relationship with Catherine died shortly thereafter, it did have one lasting positive impact in giving Chris a new hangout. While the details remain unclear, he apparently began to show up to Impulse on a regular basis and even made what he considered friends. (More...) Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Did You Know... ... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris favorited several of Britney Spears' music videos on his YouTube account in a vain attempt to prove his straightness. (more...) In 2011, Chris uploaded the 3DS Flipnote, demanding that Nintendo release Flipnote Studio for the 3DS. (more...)

Check this Out Da Update It is currently June 2024. It has been... 12 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting. 29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house. 28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart. 26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party. 24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas. 19 May - Chris's car is spotted parked at the Big Island house. 12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent. Recently Uncovered Info 30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020 20 May - Priorities from December 2019 19 May - Conjuring Movies from January 2021 18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020 27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024 19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019 11 April - Cults3D from January 2024 CWCipedia Tracker Template:CWCipediaTracker

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